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Bloke out the back keeps Chickens on his Allotment , the C0ck is a fair size 
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Har, I say, Har-Har....
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Rooster
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Reminds me of this classic from the brilliant Judge Dread
I know a girl who works on a farm If you listen to me I'll tell you a yarn Always asleep by ten o'clock At six on the dot she's up with the **** Up with the **** (x2) At six o'clock she's up with the **** To milk a heard of Jersys At seven's her first bit She warms her hands to please the cows When she gives a pull on the tit Pull on the tit (x2) Up with the **** (x2) At six o'clock she's up with the **** Twice a week a smelly job Is when she cleans the yard Scraping up the cow dung Yes life on the farm's so hard It's so hard (x2) Pull on the tit (x2) Up with the **** (x2) At six o'clock she's up with the **** She was in the field one sunny day Plowing all alone She cought her foot in the driving train It made her scream and moan Scream and moan (x2) It's so hard (x2) Pull on the tit (x2) Up with the **** (x2) At six o'clock she's up with the **** When it is time to harvest comes Sunshine is just the trick But when the weather's nasty It has her coming quick Coming quick (x2) Scream and moan (x2) It's so hard (x2) Pull on the tit (x2) Up with the **** (x2) At six o'clock she's up with the **** |
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here it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP0s6FcuUiI |
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Very good Kenny.
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Got to respect a man who was the biggest reggae selling artist in the 70s. bar Bob Marley, and had more records banned by the Beeb than anyone else.
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Try this one from 1972 from The Judge with 3 absolutely stunning topless dancers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5w8zV9Uoos |
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Beginning to warm to this guy Kenny.
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ha ha, he was great, RIP.
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went to a zoo , went away thinking goats had 5 legs
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sir Bob geldof
Bob Geldof has said he will return his Freedom of the City of Dublin in protest against the Myanmar leader Aung San Suu Kyi people starving Africa- hope Bob hands back his knighthood  |
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Kenny i made that 4 absolutely stunning topless dancers.
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XMONEY spot on ,but has probably posted in wrong thread ,or may be not
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so it was spot!
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