Nov 1, 2017 -- 4:36PM, alun2005 wrote:
The next time you want to ask a women (or your wife) to go to bed with you, make sure you have a lawyer beside you, ideally with some sort of Letter of Consent for her to sign, and a representative from the European Court of Justice as a witness. That should just about pass the scrutiny of the UK Courts, although I can't guarantee whether the media won't request that other women 'come forward' to say if you've propositioned them without the necessary "Permission to Make An Approach" documentation.
You don't want to waste hundreds of pounds an hour filling out legal paperwork. I expect the lawyer won't come cheap either.