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Report Capt__F July 30, 2017 12:01 AM BST
stick to Red Bic
Report Capt__F July 30, 2017 12:02 AM BST
soz wong thread

marker sheet a blow

never got over it
Report lybertyne July 30, 2017 12:17 AM BST
Is it on benefits?
Report casemoney July 30, 2017 1:34 PM BST
Grin
Report zorrostrikes July 31, 2017 12:03 PM BST
hit it with a brick to reset it?
Report mokegibboni July 31, 2017 12:05 PM BST
I can easily make mine 8 in. long by folding it in half!
Report zorrostrikes July 31, 2017 12:25 PM BST
your wife must be a whale of a woman.

tools have to fit the corresponding parts.
Report mokegibboni July 31, 2017 12:56 PM BST
Laugh
Report OwnBrain July 31, 2017 2:45 PM BST
Report zorrostrikes July 31, 2017 3:08 PM BST
how did that pass the moderator if you cannot type ****?
Report redbag July 31, 2017 3:11 PM BST
mine used to be 12" but i dont use as a rule
Report zorrostrikes July 31, 2017 3:23 PM BST
mine is variable in size depending on it's expectations.
Report ufcdan July 31, 2017 5:12 PM BST
Mine works at a stroke Excited
Report OwnBrain July 31, 2017 6:09 PM BST
7 Ham Shanks a day with the monster Cool
Report zorrostrikes July 31, 2017 6:13 PM BST
a diet of pineapple and celery is what keeps it in tiptop shape.
i learned this from the shaolin monks.
who beat theirs with sticks to use it as a weapon of last resort.
Report OwnBrain July 31, 2017 6:14 PM BST
Bamboo sticks ?
Report zorrostrikes July 31, 2017 6:21 PM BST
at first bamboo, then they move up grades... teak, mahogany and ebonized.

until they can kill an elephant with one jabba dah hut.
Report lybertyne July 31, 2017 6:25 PM BST
Report zorrostrikes July 31, 2017 6:58 PM BST
is that photoshop, or a real bona fide image?
Report OwnBrain July 31, 2017 7:03 PM BST
Robbie Keane is real

http://image.wikifoundry.com/image/3/77812f9b681b89f140b9e0bfb790213c/GW800H800

He is prone to them the lad behind having a good look
Report OwnBrain July 31, 2017 7:06 PM BST
Report OwnBrain July 31, 2017 7:06 PM BST
This will get ya chopper up old boy
Report mokegibboni July 31, 2017 7:09 PM BST
zorro - do you mean BONER fide?
Report zorrostrikes July 31, 2017 8:07 PM BST
i put a space between the word fur a reason. bonafide. bona fide,
you just destroyed ma joke.
Report Ibrahima Sonko July 31, 2017 9:19 PM BST
The first reported death from a penis enlargement surgery has occurred in Sweden.
The relatively healthy 30-year-old patient underwent the surgery, which entails transferring fat from the stomach to the penis to increase its overall girth and length, at a private plastic surgery clinic in Stockholm.


A report into the death, published in the Journal of Forensic Sciences, said the male had mild asthma “but otherwise no past medical history” when he died from a fat embolism, caused by fat tissue transferring to the blood stream and becoming lodged in the blood vessels.

Towards the end of the penoplasty, the report details, after surgeons injected 60ml of fat into the base of the patient’s penis, the man’s heart suddenly began racing, his vitals dropped and he suffered a heart attack.

Doctors performed CPR on the patient and transferred him to receive emergency care in hospital, where he died after two hours.

An autopsy revealed the patient had several broken ribs as a result of CPR efforts, and a small hemorrhage at the base of his penis.

The study concludes this to be the first “described case where a seemingly simple and safe procedure of penis enlargement by autologous fat transfer caused sudden death in a healthy young man.”
Report mokegibboni July 31, 2017 9:22 PM BST
zorro - aaargh no - sorry mate!

I didn't click! Blush
Report zorrostrikes July 31, 2017 11:33 PM BST
he died the HARD way.
Report lybertyne August 1, 2017 2:19 AM BST
the man’s heart suddenly began racing, his vitals dropped and he suffered a heart attack.


Do they know who dropped his vitals?
Report ufcdan August 1, 2017 8:39 AM BST
Wonder if that fella that died will have organ music at his funeral Mischief
Report ufcdan August 1, 2017 8:41 AM BST
Good job the gutter press didn't find out as no doubt it would of been blown up out of all proportions Mischief
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