Anyone else drinking tonight?

Grooming thread. Next you'll be wanting our Skype addresses.

You want to be groomed? what you wearing?

Two and half cans of Strongbow.

Got toys will travel take that cardigan off though

A large brandy on the go, I spent 10 hours in hospital today and had to have part of my collarbone removed and can't move my arm at all so I think I deserve a little nightcap.

What happened slippy? Of course you deserve a drink or 9

Yeah that sounds like **** Slippy.

Remember though Prep has Toys and will travel.

How far? Do i need to phone an uber?

toys = butt plug NAP

Too far if you're drinking Peroni. What kind of Groomer spends all his money on beer?

Got all sorts delta this kind of groomer dude any ladies on chit chat lads?

Get yourself back on Tinder you randy sod

I'm swiping as we speak

Now drinking Tenants.

Good lad, you doing an all nighter?

No, just a couple of hours.

When you meet your match on Tinder prepared, make sure you post her picture on here so we can all give her a rating out of ten

Ok dude, can i post pictures on here of random women? This line has just reeled one in. "sit on my face and i'll eat my
way to your heart"

Course you can post pictures.

Tell her you used to work for the SAS so you're very good at smashing back doors in

Did you see the pic of my last bird on here from twitter?

Yeah that's up to you. I'll just bin my Scampi Fries.

Back door smashing is my speciality might post a pic of me in my bright yellow pants if i can work out how to do it

no but I heard it was given the chit chat royal approval

All pics are on my phone and im on my laptop. Struggle to get the forum to work on my phone

She was fit haven mate, you'd like these next two as well i reckon. The pic of here must be on another random thread of mine. Will have a look

Ive put the thread to the top bud

Will get pics of the other birds up for you to rate when i get the chance pal