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Grooming thread. Next you'll be wanting our Skype addresses.
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You want to be groomed?
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Two and half cans of Strongbow.
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Got toys will travel
take that cardigan off though |
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A large brandy on the go, I spent 10 hours in hospital today and had to have part of my collarbone removed and can't move my arm at all so I think I deserve a little nightcap.
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What happened slippy? Of course you deserve a drink or 9
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Yeah that sounds like **** Slippy.
Remember though Prep has Toys and will travel. |
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How far? Do i need to phone an uber?
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toys = butt plug NAP
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Too far if you're drinking Peroni. What kind of Groomer spends all his money on beer?
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Got all sorts delta
this kind of groomer dude any ladies on chit chat lads? |
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Get yourself back on Tinder you randy sod
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I'm swiping as we speak
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Now drinking Tenants.
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Good lad, you doing an all nighter?
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No, just a couple of hours.
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When you meet your match on Tinder prepared, make sure you post her picture on here so we can all give her a rating out of ten
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Ok dude, can i post pictures on here of random women? This line has just reeled one in. "sit on my face and i'll eat my
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Course you can post pictures.
Tell her you used to work for the SAS so you're very good at smashing back doors in ![]() |
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Did you see the pic of my last bird on here from twitter?
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Yeah that's up to you. I'll just bin my Scampi Fries.
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Back door smashing is my speciality
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no but I heard it was given the chit chat royal approval
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All pics are on my phone and im on my laptop. Struggle to get the forum to work on my phone
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She was fit haven mate, you'd like these next two as well i reckon. The pic of here must be on another random thread of mine. Will have a look
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Ive put the thread to the top bud
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Will get pics of the other birds up for you to rate when i get the chance pal
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