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Jack Hacksaw
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1. A method of securing, air-tightly, a cereal box.
2.  A word which means both he or she. e.g. When a child is 5 he/she will go to school.
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Report olddesperado • June 16, 2017 4:29 PM BST
Surely it or the brat covers no. 2
Report saddo • June 16, 2017 4:53 PM BST
Pour cereal into an airtight plastic cereal box when unpacking imo.
Report Escapee • June 16, 2017 5:55 PM BST
Electric Comb
Report Just Checking • June 16, 2017 6:25 PM BST
1.A bigger box?
2. Already exists - "they" as in "When a child is 5 they will go to school.". If not, how about using tnetennba?

I put my porridge in a plastic kitchen tub like saddo recommends. Then when I pour it, it feels all posh like I'm in a hotel.Wink
Report betting_masta • June 16, 2017 6:57 PM BST
2.  A word which means both he or she. e.g. When a child is 5 he/she will go to school.
they

1. A method of securing, air-tightly, a cereal box.
tupperware
Report betting_masta • June 16, 2017 6:57 PM BST

Jun 16, 2017 -- 12:25PM, Just Checking wrote:


1.A bigger box?2. Already exists - "they" as in "When a child is 5 they will go to school.". If not, how about using tnetennba?I put my porridge in a plastic kitchen tub like saddo recommends. Then when I pour it, it feels all posh like I'm in a hotel.


negated by standing in your kitchen just in pants

Report Just Checking • June 16, 2017 7:02 PM BST
pants? Only if the curtains are open.
Report Stow_judge • June 16, 2017 8:10 PM BST
A torque wrench element for all machines that tighten jars.
An air torque wrench element, that allows garages to tighten wheel nuts to the correct pressure.
A scanner/3D printer food cooker that allows scanning of a recipe and production of decent meals within 10 minutes.
A cheap source of energy production.
A lightweight car battery that allows the car to run for 500 miles and le mans pace battery swapping stations in every garage.
Report cooperman • June 16, 2017 8:28 PM BST
x-ray specs Excited
Report Jack Hacksaw • June 17, 2017 7:16 AM BST
'they' is plural.
'it' is a something that is inanimate and is neither male or female.

a tupperware box is not a method of securing a cereal packet tight.  It is putting it in another box.
Report trilby22 • June 17, 2017 7:21 AM BST
Jack, put the box in a polybag and give it a few twists to make it airtight.  Simples and works a treatGrin
Report Just Checking • June 17, 2017 11:56 AM BST
"'they' is plural.
'it' is a something that is inanimate and is neither male or female."
I hope this is a wind up:

https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/they
"singular third person plural Used to refer to a person of unspecified gender."
‘ask a friend if they could help’
Report The_KAMIKAZEE_DRINKING_MACHINE • June 17, 2017 12:29 PM BST
A 'system' that actually makes a profit.
Report saddo • June 17, 2017 12:54 PM BST
Jack, bag clips, large variety.
Report zorrostrikes • June 17, 2017 5:39 PM BST
A pill that is safe and knocks you out for 12 hours at a time.

to get you through colds and flus
Stop looking for cold cures and invent a good mickey finn.

I want to sleep through sh i t like this?

The last two flu episodes I had were monsters. I need a coma pill.
Report ufcdan • June 17, 2017 5:44 PM BST
I have a friend who wishes there was a pen1s enlargement pump that works Angry if anyone knows of one let me know..................so I can tell my friend Mischief
Report SlippyBlue • June 17, 2017 5:46 PM BST
Zorrostrikes, it has already been invented.

Mirtazapine 30mg.
Report detraveller • June 17, 2017 6:42 PM BST
A pill that replaces the human need for sleep.
Report screaming from beneaththewaves • June 17, 2017 9:05 PM BST
You'd then need another pill to replace the need for dreaming.

For cooperman:

Report Knight Commander • June 17, 2017 10:32 PM BST
Time machine nap
Report lybertyne • June 17, 2017 10:37 PM BST
I would use "it" when referring to unknown children.
Report zorrostrikes • June 18, 2017 5:01 PM BST
fire suppression for top floors. hoses can't reach. what about fire fighting drones.
Report tobermory • June 18, 2017 7:26 PM BST
I was wondering about that zorro

Fire Fighting doesn't seem to have advanced much technologically in recent decades

Seems with this sort of fire they can only stand around and wait for it to burn itself out
Report boxingthefox • June 18, 2017 7:27 PM BST
Handbrakes for Canoes. Grin
Report Breedingmad • June 18, 2017 7:32 PM BST
Seedless Pomegranates
Report Breedingmad • June 18, 2017 7:36 PM BST
A house that was bomb proof, water proof, fire proof,and sound proofed.
Report boxingthefox • June 18, 2017 7:41 PM BST
How many enemies have you got, ShockedShockedShockedLaughDevil.
Report Breedingmad • June 18, 2017 7:59 PM BST
None .
Report zorrostrikes • June 22, 2017 8:04 PM BST
a fat camp - somewhere you can go and get locked up for a month.
fed 1000 calories a day.
You sign a disclaimer and they lock you up with cable tv and books.

Like a jail - but without the chance of violence.

It would be government sponsored.
Report Shab • June 22, 2017 8:08 PM BST
2 already exists: ze.
Report Shab • June 22, 2017 8:09 PM BST
ze
or zie
[zee]

    Examples

pronoun
1.
(occasionally used with a singular indefinite pronoun or singular noun antecedent in place of the definite masculine he or the definite feminine she):
My friend didn't want to go to the party, but ze ended up having a great time!
Report zorrostrikes • June 22, 2017 8:09 PM BST
Era World

Like westworld but boring.

you'd buy an island, Isle of Egg was sold a few years ago for 3 million?
you convert everything to what it was like in the sixties.
the clothes, tv shows, furniture, houses, food and drinks.

you could have the 20's, 40's, etc.

You'd be sent a suitcase with era clothes, and would have to arrive on the island with those clothes.
Report screaming from beneaththewaves • June 22, 2017 8:18 PM BST
Ear World

Just the normal world, but with bionic ears provided for those of us whose real ones don't work any more.

Failing that, I'd settle for everyone to be fitted with a Teletubbies-style TV screen in their stomach at birth, on which everything they say gets automatically transcribed in the manner of live subtitles on the telly.
Report zorrostrikes • June 22, 2017 8:20 PM BST
Era world exists - HartBeat tv show.
Report zorrostrikes • June 22, 2017 8:24 PM BST
a time lock fridge.

it opens up a section at a time. reducing your intake of grub.
Report zorrostrikes • June 22, 2017 8:27 PM BST
the negative lottery.
(spike milligan inspired)

a man shows up and empties your house if you win it.
Report ufcdan • June 22, 2017 8:29 PM BST
Go away zorro your messing up my ocd Mischief
Report zorrostrikes • June 22, 2017 8:31 PM BST
a fart catcher.

i feel all my farts are wasted...
i should have a siphon hoovering my farts into a canister.
once the canister is full, i take it to a posh cafe
and they give me a sum of money commensurate to the value
of the methane collected. used in powering their green
energy ovens.
Report ufcdan • June 22, 2017 8:33 PM BST
Farts are like kids
You relish your own
But hate other people's Mischief
Report Rockinron • June 22, 2017 10:07 PM BST
"A lightweight car battery that allows the car to run for 500 miles"
Surely we're nearly there with that one ...with Lithium Ion batteries....
like the Tesla Car.
Tesla Model S Yes, you can drive a long way, but 300 miles requires some adjustments.
Report Rockinron • June 22, 2017 10:08 PM BST
Love to see "anti gravity" drive for space ships...Wink
Report Art Decko • June 23, 2017 1:11 AM BST
Love to see "anti gravity" drive for space ships...
Report Art Decko • June 23, 2017 1:14 AM BST
"Love to see "anti gravity" drive for space ships..."I'm sure that's been around for ages ...I remember seeing a documentary about it in the sixties ...William Shatner was in it IIRC ...
Report The Leopard • July 2, 2017 1:34 PM BST
Yes....he had a friend with pointy ears....kept saying Nanu-Nanu !

IIRC...
Report zorrostrikes • July 2, 2017 6:43 PM BST
gravity is a weak, weak, weak weak weak weak force.

electro magnetic force is much stronger.

you want that in yer imaginary space ships.
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