What Really Needs To Be Invented?

Surely it or the brat covers no. 2

Pour cereal into an airtight plastic cereal box when unpacking imo.

Electric Comb

1.A bigger box?
2. Already exists - "they" as in "When a child is 5 they will go to school.". If not, how about using tnetennba?

I put my porridge in a plastic kitchen tub like saddo recommends. Then when I pour it, it feels all posh like I'm in a hotel.

2.  A word which means both he or she. e.g. When a child is 5 he/she will go to school.
they

1. A method of securing, air-tightly, a cereal box.
tupperware

Jun 16, 2017 -- 12:25PM, Just Checking wrote:

1.A bigger box?2. Already exists - "they" as in "When a child is 5 they will go to school.". If not, how about using tnetennba?I put my porridge in a plastic kitchen tub like saddo recommends. Then when I pour it, it feels all posh like I'm in a hotel.

negated by standing in your kitchen just in pants

pants? Only if the curtains are open.

A torque wrench element for all machines that tighten jars.
An air torque wrench element, that allows garages to tighten wheel nuts to the correct pressure.
A scanner/3D printer food cooker that allows scanning of a recipe and production of decent meals within 10 minutes.
A cheap source of energy production.
A lightweight car battery that allows the car to run for 500 miles and le mans pace battery swapping stations in every garage.

x-ray specs

'they' is plural.
'it' is a something that is inanimate and is neither male or female.

a tupperware box is not a method of securing a cereal packet tight.  It is putting it in another box.

Jack, put the box in a polybag and give it a few twists to make it airtight.  Simples and works a treat

"'they' is plural.
'it' is a something that is inanimate and is neither male or female."
I hope this is a wind up:

https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/they
"singular third person plural Used to refer to a person of unspecified gender."
‘ask a friend if they could help’

A 'system' that actually makes a profit.

Jack, bag clips, large variety.

A pill that is safe and knocks you out for 12 hours at a time.

to get you through colds and flus
Stop looking for cold cures and invent a good mickey finn.

I want to sleep through sh i t like this?

The last two flu episodes I had were monsters. I need a coma pill.

I have a friend who wishes there was a pen1s enlargement pump that works if anyone knows of one let me know..................so I can tell my friend

Zorrostrikes, it has already been invented.

Mirtazapine 30mg.

A pill that replaces the human need for sleep.

You'd then need another pill to replace the need for dreaming.

For cooperman:

Time machine nap

I would use "it" when referring to unknown children.

fire suppression for top floors. hoses can't reach. what about fire fighting drones.

I was wondering about that zorro

Fire Fighting doesn't seem to have advanced much technologically in recent decades

Seems with this sort of fire they can only stand around and wait for it to burn itself out

Handbrakes for Canoes.

Seedless Pomegranates

A house that was bomb proof, water proof, fire proof,and sound proofed.

How many enemies have you got, .

None .

a fat camp - somewhere you can go and get locked up for a month.
fed 1000 calories a day.
You sign a disclaimer and they lock you up with cable tv and books.

Like a jail - but without the chance of violence.

It would be government sponsored.

2 already exists: ze.

ze
or zie
[zee]

    Examples

pronoun
1.
(occasionally used with a singular indefinite pronoun or singular noun antecedent in place of the definite masculine he or the definite feminine she):
My friend didn't want to go to the party, but ze ended up having a great time!

Era World

Like westworld but boring.

you'd buy an island, Isle of Egg was sold a few years ago for 3 million?
you convert everything to what it was like in the sixties.
the clothes, tv shows, furniture, houses, food and drinks.

you could have the 20's, 40's, etc.

You'd be sent a suitcase with era clothes, and would have to arrive on the island with those clothes.

Ear World

Just the normal world, but with bionic ears provided for those of us whose real ones don't work any more.

Failing that, I'd settle for everyone to be fitted with a Teletubbies-style TV screen in their stomach at birth, on which everything they say gets automatically transcribed in the manner of live subtitles on the telly.

Era world exists - HartBeat tv show.

a time lock fridge.

it opens up a section at a time. reducing your intake of grub.

the negative lottery.
(spike milligan inspired)

a man shows up and empties your house if you win it.

Go away zorro your messing up my ocd

a fart catcher.

i feel all my farts are wasted...
i should have a siphon hoovering my farts into a canister.
once the canister is full, i take it to a posh cafe
and they give me a sum of money commensurate to the value
of the methane collected. used in powering their green
energy ovens.

Farts are like kids
You relish your own
But hate other people's

"A lightweight car battery that allows the car to run for 500 miles"
Surely we're nearly there with that one ...with Lithium Ion batteries....
like the Tesla Car.
Tesla Model S Yes, you can drive a long way, but 300 miles requires some adjustments.

Love to see "anti gravity" drive for space ships...

Love to see "anti gravity" drive for space ships...

"Love to see "anti gravity" drive for space ships..."I'm sure that's been around for ages ...I remember seeing a documentary about it in the sixties ...William Shatner was in it IIRC ...

Yes....he had a friend with pointy ears....kept saying Nanu-Nanu !

IIRC...

gravity is a weak, weak, weak weak weak weak force.

electro magnetic force is much stronger.

you want that in yer imaginary space ships.