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Jack Hacksaw
16 Jun 17 16:21
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1. A method of securing, air-tightly, a cereal box.
2.  A word which means both he or she. e.g. When a child is 5 he/she will go to school.

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By:
olddesperado
When: 16 Jun 17 16:29
Surely it or the brat covers no. 2
By:
saddo
When: 16 Jun 17 16:53
Pour cereal into an airtight plastic cereal box when unpacking imo.
By:
Escapee
When: 16 Jun 17 17:55
Electric Comb
By:
Just Checking
When: 16 Jun 17 18:25
1.A bigger box?
2. Already exists - "they" as in "When a child is 5 they will go to school.". If not, how about using tnetennba?

I put my porridge in a plastic kitchen tub like saddo recommends. Then when I pour it, it feels all posh like I'm in a hotel.Wink
By:
betting_masta
When: 16 Jun 17 18:57
2.  A word which means both he or she. e.g. When a child is 5 he/she will go to school.
they

1. A method of securing, air-tightly, a cereal box.
tupperware
By:
betting_masta
When: 16 Jun 17 18:57

Jun 16, 2017 -- 12:25PM, Just Checking wrote:


1.A bigger box?2. Already exists - "they" as in "When a child is 5 they will go to school.". If not, how about using tnetennba?I put my porridge in a plastic kitchen tub like saddo recommends. Then when I pour it, it feels all posh like I'm in a hotel.


negated by standing in your kitchen just in pants

By:
Just Checking
When: 16 Jun 17 19:02
pants? Only if the curtains are open.
By:
Stow_judge
When: 16 Jun 17 20:10
A torque wrench element for all machines that tighten jars.
An air torque wrench element, that allows garages to tighten wheel nuts to the correct pressure.
A scanner/3D printer food cooker that allows scanning of a recipe and production of decent meals within 10 minutes.
A cheap source of energy production.
A lightweight car battery that allows the car to run for 500 miles and le mans pace battery swapping stations in every garage.
By:
cooperman
When: 16 Jun 17 20:28
x-ray specs Excited
By:
Jack Hacksaw
When: 17 Jun 17 07:16
'they' is plural.
'it' is a something that is inanimate and is neither male or female.

a tupperware box is not a method of securing a cereal packet tight.  It is putting it in another box.
By:
trilby22
When: 17 Jun 17 07:21
Jack, put the box in a polybag and give it a few twists to make it airtight.  Simples and works a treatGrin
By:
Just Checking
When: 17 Jun 17 11:56
"'they' is plural.
'it' is a something that is inanimate and is neither male or female."
I hope this is a wind up:

https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/they
"singular third person plural Used to refer to a person of unspecified gender."
‘ask a friend if they could help’
By:
The_KAMIKAZEE_DRINKING_MACHINE
When: 17 Jun 17 12:29
A 'system' that actually makes a profit.
By:
saddo
When: 17 Jun 17 12:54
Jack, bag clips, large variety.
By:
zorrostrikes
When: 17 Jun 17 17:39
A pill that is safe and knocks you out for 12 hours at a time.

to get you through colds and flus
Stop looking for cold cures and invent a good mickey finn.

I want to sleep through sh i t like this?

The last two flu episodes I had were monsters. I need a coma pill.
By:
ufcdan
When: 17 Jun 17 17:44
I have a friend who wishes there was a pen1s enlargement pump that works Angry if anyone knows of one let me know..................so I can tell my friend Mischief
By:
SlippyBlue
When: 17 Jun 17 17:46
Zorrostrikes, it has already been invented.

Mirtazapine 30mg.
By:
detraveller
When: 17 Jun 17 18:42
A pill that replaces the human need for sleep.
By:
screaming from beneaththewaves
When: 17 Jun 17 21:05
You'd then need another pill to replace the need for dreaming.

For cooperman:

By:
Knight Commander
When: 17 Jun 17 22:32
Time machine nap
By:
lybertyne
When: 17 Jun 17 22:37
I would use "it" when referring to unknown children.
By:
zorrostrikes
When: 18 Jun 17 17:01
fire suppression for top floors. hoses can't reach. what about fire fighting drones.
By:
tobermory
When: 18 Jun 17 19:26
I was wondering about that zorro

Fire Fighting doesn't seem to have advanced much technologically in recent decades

Seems with this sort of fire they can only stand around and wait for it to burn itself out
By:
boxingthefox
When: 18 Jun 17 19:27
Handbrakes for Canoes. Grin
By:
Breedingmad
When: 18 Jun 17 19:32
Seedless Pomegranates
By:
Breedingmad
When: 18 Jun 17 19:36
A house that was bomb proof, water proof, fire proof,and sound proofed.
By:
boxingthefox
When: 18 Jun 17 19:41
How many enemies have you got, ShockedShockedShockedLaughDevil.
By:
Breedingmad
When: 18 Jun 17 19:59
None .
By:
zorrostrikes
When: 22 Jun 17 20:04
a fat camp - somewhere you can go and get locked up for a month.
fed 1000 calories a day.
You sign a disclaimer and they lock you up with cable tv and books.

Like a jail - but without the chance of violence.

It would be government sponsored.
By:
Shab
When: 22 Jun 17 20:08
2 already exists: ze.
By:
Shab
When: 22 Jun 17 20:09
ze
or zie
[zee]

    Examples

pronoun
1.
(occasionally used with a singular indefinite pronoun or singular noun antecedent in place of the definite masculine he or the definite feminine she):
My friend didn't want to go to the party, but ze ended up having a great time!
By:
zorrostrikes
When: 22 Jun 17 20:09
Era World

Like westworld but boring.

you'd buy an island, Isle of Egg was sold a few years ago for 3 million?
you convert everything to what it was like in the sixties.
the clothes, tv shows, furniture, houses, food and drinks.

you could have the 20's, 40's, etc.

You'd be sent a suitcase with era clothes, and would have to arrive on the island with those clothes.
By:
screaming from beneaththewaves
When: 22 Jun 17 20:18
Ear World

Just the normal world, but with bionic ears provided for those of us whose real ones don't work any more.

Failing that, I'd settle for everyone to be fitted with a Teletubbies-style TV screen in their stomach at birth, on which everything they say gets automatically transcribed in the manner of live subtitles on the telly.
By:
zorrostrikes
When: 22 Jun 17 20:20
Era world exists - HartBeat tv show.
By:
zorrostrikes
When: 22 Jun 17 20:24
a time lock fridge.

it opens up a section at a time. reducing your intake of grub.
By:
zorrostrikes
When: 22 Jun 17 20:27
the negative lottery.
(spike milligan inspired)

a man shows up and empties your house if you win it.
By:
ufcdan
When: 22 Jun 17 20:29
Go away zorro your messing up my ocd Mischief
By:
zorrostrikes
When: 22 Jun 17 20:31
a fart catcher.

i feel all my farts are wasted...
i should have a siphon hoovering my farts into a canister.
once the canister is full, i take it to a posh cafe
and they give me a sum of money commensurate to the value
of the methane collected. used in powering their green
energy ovens.
By:
ufcdan
When: 22 Jun 17 20:33
Farts are like kids
You relish your own
But hate other people's Mischief
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