Tinder

Are there any old uns on there?

Yeah plenty, how old you looking for? Loads of filth on there

Only 3?
I would have hit her for 6

I was asleep for the other 10 hours

Did she get you lbw? (leg before woody)

Never seen Tinder, its for young-ins, is it not?

The older fuglies don't get a look in.

You can choose your age range to look for? Ive gone 18 to 45 if not have a look at a site called badoo. Plenty of
old filthy toothless women on there

I've tried Badoo, but only when I was abroad. Must admit there was loads of hits, but never tried arranging any met ups

Do it bud, only live once. Just ask them out, they can only say no. All the ones i chat to are game and pure filth

Jun 15, 2017 -- 1:58PM, prepared83 wrote:

You can choose your age range to look for? Ive gone 18 to 45  if not have a look at a site called badoo. Plenty of old filthy toothless women on there

Thank's for the tip,

I'll give it a go, next time I'm away on holiday, or on a trip far far away from home

Do it lads get involved. Got 3 dates for next week lined up already. Like i said only live once

Can't do it from here. Never **** where you eat, and all that

5.h.1.t

I'm in.

I'll take the daughter(18 +) and you two can fight over the mum/grandma what a night

Gran won;t know what's hit her, ready or not here I co........

I'll bring plenty of lube to help you out then bud

If you forget, then it's spit and perseverance.

This websites are all fake, aren't they? they only want you to pay every month

I havent paid a penny to either bud and met up with many birds. Get involved. I'll see if grandma has a sister

Met my last girlfriend on Tinder, women of all ages there looking for dates and relationships, without all the b0ll0x of a site like POF, if you both like the look of each other you can send messages and away you go, I didn't even write a description (things I like and all that trash)  Had a few dates from it, and it's free.

I was expecting a forty year old scorcher but that's not what turned up, she had more wrinkles than Lizzie Birdsworth. You could say it was a tinder surprise. I just said sorry love, but I never wanted a prisoner cell block h lookalike.

I feel somehow dirty and needing to visit an STI clinic just reading these threads!

Yeah blame us

filthy old men IMO.

Be careful on there. I put in a search filter looking for a lady between 25-40. Turns out that was the weight filter

Jun 15, 2017 -- 7:11PM, scandanavian_haven wrote:

filthy old men IMO.

S_H misheard when he told him he was impotent, , never mind old boy I believe you can get treatment for that.

His doctor*

explains why he pontificates on here, he really thinks he's important.

I'm important too

Yeah but you're really important mate.

Thanks Will be heading your way in early August

WHOO HOO, are you're hooking up with Tommy, after you have sated yourself in Earls court.

I am pretty sure I will give that place a miss
I do intend to catch up with Tommy, I hope there is a Cup on in the area we can go to

There should be it is the potteries after all,

Excellent! Looking forward to having an Oatcake or two whilst I am there!

Do you like Rugby Joel.

I don't dislike it....but it is not a sport I go out of my way to watch..

Does Stoke have a good team?

OK I live there now, would have shown you around if you like the game.

Jun 16, 2017 -- 4:51AM, Joel wrote:

Does Stoke have a good team?

Better ask Tommy that.

I'll get back to you Might be interesting to see

OK mate, PM me anytime.

I've never been called old boy before, might have something to do with not being old enough to remember Thatcher in power, whereas the last time Boxing's soldier saluted the world was just discovering colour TV

VG, I like it when you lighten up, please do it more often If you do so will I.

Correction, discovering TV ................................black and white.

mate of mine split with his partner of 11 years, 6 months after the split he's still heartbroken but me and the boys get him on tinder just for a bit of fun, his first match the Ex lol, his views on her changed pretty quick says it was the making of him he has some filth videos on his phone..

good to have understanding mates when it all goes fruit shaped.

He took some persuading , i think the rest of us were more interested in the stories than him with us being slightly older and uglier, we used to sit in the pub and wait for the weekly instalments..

Doesn't matter it helps just being able to unload (no pun intended) with mates.

Catfish market is massive now...lots of silly women getting duped by fake profiles...deserves them right for acting like divas

Never again after the experience I had, after meeting online i met this bird in her fifties in a pub. Had to say she was fit more like a thirty year old, she seemed nice and we got on really well, eventually the conversation turned to sex and I told her that this was my first experience meeting someone online. She laughed and said she'd be gentle with me ! We got on to fantasies and I told her I'd never had a threesome. She replied that could be arranged. I suggested we head off back to hers. I was full of eager anticipation thinking she's a stunner what must her daughter be like. We entered her house, here we go I thought. She then shouted up the the stairs "Mum you still awake"

Quality dan

coulda been worse dan , she coulda  shouted you awake mick !

Mum you still awake

Brilliant Dan.

the old ones (jokes) are the best dan

I have to confess guys I've never heard of the above sites before this fred. I need to get out more.

Get involved fox, pulled a stunner in town last night but resisted bringing her back as want to see her
again as potential girlfriend material. In the mean time think its time for a trip to the clinic to get tested

Going to windsor races tomorrow night so hoping theirs a few slappers there

Old jokes....me terry mind you the last time I heard it my mums t1t fell out my mouth !

very very old then

On the cricket ?

bit random that 1 got carried away with perpaids exotic sex life

very very old then


Or very very sick