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guinness2dear
13 May 17 18:26
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Ye all suffer from lack of noob.

During the last few weeks i have put up a myriad of comedic gems and funny quips (i am modest) and only one; yes feckin ONE was spotted and that was by BigH who can't sleep at night and fell upon one!

I nearly drank Holts bitter when some silly chap suggested; no make that said! That trilby was funnier than me, WTHF?

I therefore announce my retirement. My humour will now only be scene on salubrious Forums like mumsnet and such.

Let's hope crisp has plenty of quips left for you lot of heathens..
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Report scandanavian_haven May 13, 2017 6:37 PM BST
Report guinness2dear May 13, 2017 6:42 PM BST
Memo to oneself...

Do not leave bog window open with jam jar about..
Report bigH May 13, 2017 7:14 PM BST
I love toilet humour
Report Facts May 13, 2017 8:02 PM BST
Bye
Report kenny mann May 13, 2017 8:08 PM BST
Your humour is slightly less funny than piles. HTH.
Report GoOnThen May 13, 2017 8:17 PM BST
Mumsnet moniker?
Report scandanavian_haven May 13, 2017 8:59 PM BST
this is such a tragic thread, fwiw, I don't think your humour is meant for any forum tbh, it's not even mildly amusing, for example, the same lame rinse and repeat fly-jam-rolled up newspaper quips, it's like reading children's posts.
Report guinness2dear May 13, 2017 9:05 PM BST
My moniker is "I'mtheonly90yroldcannymanhasn'tpumpedinleeds"

HTFH tyke
Report scandanavian_haven May 13, 2017 9:11 PM BST
Confused cats? I've never complained about cats at any time.
Report kenny mann May 13, 2017 9:17 PM BST
Thought that would upset him. Happy
Report acey deucy May 13, 2017 11:09 PM BST
Yeah do One Bud.Plain
Report acey deucy May 13, 2017 11:23 PM BST
Grin
Report a bitofinterest May 13, 2017 11:33 PM BST
wei Plain
Report zorrostrikes May 13, 2017 11:51 PM BST
they say the Law does not recognize a joke.
Report akabula May 14, 2017 2:01 AM BST
G2D is dropping the jokes.
Can't stand to be in trilby's shadow methinks.
Report Tommy Toes May 16, 2017 3:08 AM BST
Guinness, you'll always be welcome in the pub.

You hold far different views/likes from me at times, plus, you've fallen out with a fair few of my friend on here - but I like you.

Carry on being Irish.

Best people in the world!
Report guinness2dear May 16, 2017 3:22 AM BST
The only peeps on ere i've fallen out with, Tommy, are ones who have attacked me first or have grassed on me. If they are friends of yours; then good luck Sir...
Report Tommy Toes May 16, 2017 3:28 AM BST
Hey Guinness, no worries.

Didn't mean to signify...well anything really...other than the fact you're a good guy.
Report guinness2dear May 16, 2017 3:55 AM BST
Well thank you Tommy. I shall be needing a few large brandys soon the way these kangaroos are running tonight...
Report terry mccann May 16, 2017 9:54 AM BST
as they say down in county cork yer a bad b0ll0x g2dCrazy
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