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13 May 17
18:26
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Ye all suffer from lack of noob.
During the last few weeks i have put up a myriad of comedic gems and funny quips (i am modest) and only one; yes feckin ONE was spotted and that was by BigH who can't sleep at night and fell upon one!
I nearly drank Holts bitter when some silly chap suggested; no make that said! That trilby was funnier than me, WTHF?
I therefore announce my retirement. My humour will now only be scene on salubrious Forums like mumsnet and such.
Let's hope crisp has plenty of quips left for you lot of heathens..
During the last few weeks i have put up a myriad of comedic gems and funny quips (i am modest) and only one; yes feckin ONE was spotted and that was by BigH who can't sleep at night and fell upon one!
I nearly drank Holts bitter when some silly chap suggested; no make that said! That trilby was funnier than me, WTHF?
I therefore announce my retirement. My humour will now only be scene on salubrious Forums like mumsnet and such.
Let's hope crisp has plenty of quips left for you lot of heathens..
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Memo to oneself...
Do not leave bog window open with jam jar about.. |
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I love toilet humour
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Bye
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Your humour is slightly less funny than piles. HTH.
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Mumsnet moniker?
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this is such a tragic thread, fwiw, I don't think your humour is meant for any forum tbh, it's not even mildly amusing, for example, the same lame rinse and repeat fly-jam-rolled up newspaper quips, it's like reading children's posts.
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My moniker is "I'mtheonly90yroldcannymanhasn'tpumpedinleeds"
HTFH tyke |
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 cats? I've never complained about cats at any time. |
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Thought that would upset him.
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Yeah do One Bud.
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they say the Law does not recognize a joke.
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G2D is dropping the jokes.
Can't stand to be in trilby's shadow methinks. |
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Guinness, you'll always be welcome in the pub.
You hold far different views/likes from me at times, plus, you've fallen out with a fair few of my friend on here - but I like you. Carry on being Irish. Best people in the world! |
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The only peeps on ere i've fallen out with, Tommy, are ones who have attacked me first or have grassed on me. If they are friends of yours; then good luck Sir...
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Hey Guinness, no worries.
Didn't mean to signify...well anything really...other than the fact you're a good guy. |
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Well thank you Tommy. I shall be needing a few large brandys soon the way these kangaroos are running tonight...
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as they say down in county cork yer a bad b0ll0x g2d
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