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Three cheers for the Duke!
He doesn't do political correctness.
He doesn't do political correctness.
Why is this fecking news? 
Wait until he qualifies for a wooden overcoat before trotting out the endless tributes, BBC, Sky and others.
Wait until he qualifies for a wooden overcoat before trotting out the endless tributes, BBC, Sky and others.
1. China State Visit, 1986
If you stay here much longer, you’ll all be slitty-eyed.
If you stay here much longer, you’ll all be slitty-eyed.
2. To a blind women with a guide
“Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?”
“Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?”
3. To an Aborigine in Australia
“Do you still throw spears at each other?”
“Do you still throw spears at each other?”
4. To his wife, the Queen, after her coronation
“Where did you get the hat?”
“Where did you get the hat?”
5. When asked if he would like to visit the Soviet Union
“The bastards murdered half my family”
“The bastards murdered half my family”
6. To a Briton in Budapest
“You can’t have been here that long – you haven’t got a pot belly.”
“You can’t have been here that long – you haven’t got a pot belly.”
7. To a driving instructor in Scotland
“How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?”
“How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?”
8. After the Dunblane shooting
“If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?”
“If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?”
9. To a student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea
“You managed not to get eaten, then?”
“You managed not to get eaten, then?”
10. To Elton John after hearing Elton had sold his Gold Aston Martin
“Oh, it’s you that owns that ghastly car – we often see it when driving to Windsor Castle.”
“Oh, it’s you that owns that ghastly car – we often see it when driving to Windsor Castle.”
11. On the London Traffic Debate
“The problem with London is the tourists. They cause the congestion. If we could just stop tourism, we could stop the congestion.”
“The problem with London is the tourists. They cause the congestion. If we could just stop tourism, we could stop the congestion.”
12. To the President of Nigeria, dressed in traditional robes
“You look like you’re ready for bed!”
“You look like you’re ready for bed!”
13. Unknown
“If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it’s either a new woman or a new car!”
“If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it’s either a new woman or a new car!”
15. To the matron of a hospital in the Caribbean
“You have mosquitos. I have the Press”
“You have mosquitos. I have the Press”
Where you get them Q and As Trilby
Did Dukey say that about Dunblane ?
I wonder if he mentioned it to Sir Andrew Murray at the Palace
Did Dukey say that about Dunblane ?
I wonder if he mentioned it to Sir Andrew Murray at the Palace
Theresa May offers 'deepest gratitude to Prince Philip for service to Queen and country'
grovelling embarressment
grovelling embarressment
once he's deed , the real one-liners with come out
will make bernard manning look like mother teresa
will make bernard manning look like mother teresa
brian cox currently patrolling Buckingham Palace with the big lads
singing EAST 17 stay another day
singing EAST 17 stay another day
Another one: After being told that Madonna was singing the Die Another Day theme tune in 2002, he replied: ‘Are we going to need ear plugs ?’
Always good with the one-liners: "How many people have you knocked over this morning on that thing ?" (to a disabled Man on a mobility scooter).
.....but we still have Boris to insult people !
.....but we still have Boris to insult people !
Yeh - he really will be missed !!!! Highest paid parasite / comic ever.
Your all jealous ! It just goes to show you can come here as a penniless immigrant and do very well !
BBC News now. Sycophantic commentary has reached new nauseous heights.
xmoneyx
04 May 17 11:57
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once he's deed , the real one-liners with come out
will make bernard manning look like mother teresa
I thought there was a strong resemblance.
04 May 17 11:57
Joined: 12 Jul 11 | Topic/replies: 44,961 | Blogger: xmoneyx's blog
once he's deed , the real one-liners with come out
will make bernard manning look like mother teresa
I thought there was a strong resemblance.
why dont the papers print what happened over 50 years ago
trilby - thankyou sir. Made me chortle quite loudly. The cat ran for cover.
Look Charles Facts, Foinavon, xmoneyx and bigH are all seething.
akabula 05 May 17 01:26 Joined: 13 Mar 08 | Topic/replies: 26,059 | Blogger: akabula's blog
War hero and grafter, what a man, deserves his retirement.
couldnt fight sleep aka answer you pms you wee punk
He fought off single handed50 Germans who tried to take over his boat.
Armed only with a rolled up copy of Hare and Hound. A man for all seasons.
Naw seriously he has a great war record. Got the PM and out the poker.
Armed only with a rolled up copy of Hare and Hound. A man for all seasons.
Naw seriously he has a great war record. Got the PM and out the poker.
Was trying to get news of any early council election results.
All I got was Trump Le Pen Philip and a story about a multi million makeover for the Colosseum
You heard any results. Did Dick Turpin get back in in Wishaw?
All I got was Trump Le Pen Philip and a story about a multi million makeover for the Colosseum
You heard any results. Did Dick Turpin get back in in Wishaw?
dick turpin wore a mask
i am a clean cut criminal no mask needed
i am a clean cut criminal no mask needed
Cheers guys.
Lol, I Googled "Duke of Edinbugh classic quotes".
Lol, I Googled "Duke of Edinbugh classic quotes".
Are you all one family? - to Britain's Got Talent winners Diversity.
I thought it was against the law for a woman to solicit - to a woman solicitor.
Well, you'll never fly in it, you're too fat to be an astronaut - to a 13 year old child while visiting the space shuttle.
What about Tom Jones? He's made a million and he's a bloody awful singer - on getting rich in Britain.
The Philippines must be half-empty - you're all here running the NHS ... to a Philippine nurse in a London hospital.
Losing patience with the dithering photographer at the Battle Of Britain 75th anniversary events a couple of years back....
JUST TAKE THE FUKIN PICTURE.
JUST TAKE THE FUKIN PICTURE.
Fought off the Germans aka ??
Ffs didn't have to go far...........he lives with them
Ffs didn't have to go far...........he lives with them
Amazing. The old guy laughs at all the ' plebs' and people on here think he's great.
i've met all stratas of people - upper class, middle class and working class. the real ****s are the middle class. they're rude, disingenuous and manipulative.
upwardly mobile people are stepping over other peoples bodies to get somewhere? when they get there, they self destruct with drugs or some other means of self abuse.
upwardly mobile people are stepping over other peoples bodies to get somewhere? when they get there, they self destruct with drugs or some other means of self abuse.
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