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he would of easily felt at home BNP
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Retiring ? Lazy old sod he's only 95 !!!
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Three cheers for the Duke!
He doesn't do political correctness. |
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Let's hope Nicolas Witchell is not far behind him.
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Prince Philip can now spend his days watching Jeremy Kyle
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Why is this fecking news?
 Wait until he qualifies for a wooden overcoat before trotting out the endless tributes, BBC, Sky and others. |
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This Fred looks like it was written by bloody Indians!
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1. China State Visit, 1986
If you stay here much longer, you’ll all be slitty-eyed. |
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2. To a blind women with a guide
“Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?” |
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3. To an Aborigine in Australia
“Do you still throw spears at each other?” |
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4. To his wife, the Queen, after her coronation
“Where did you get the hat?” |
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5. When asked if he would like to visit the Soviet Union
“The bastards murdered half my family” |
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6. To a Briton in Budapest
“You can’t have been here that long – you haven’t got a pot belly.” |
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7. To a driving instructor in Scotland
“How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?”  |
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8. After the Dunblane shooting
“If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?” |
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9. To a student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea
“You managed not to get eaten, then?” |
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10. To Elton John after hearing Elton had sold his Gold Aston Martin
“Oh, it’s you that owns that ghastly car – we often see it when driving to Windsor Castle.” |
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11. On the London Traffic Debate
“The problem with London is the tourists. They cause the congestion. If we could just stop tourism, we could stop the congestion.”  |
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12. To the President of Nigeria, dressed in traditional robes
“You look like you’re ready for bed!” |
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13. Unknown
“If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it’s either a new woman or a new car!” |
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14. On key problems facing Brazil
“Brazilians live there” |
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15. To the matron of a hospital in the Caribbean
“You have mosquitos. I have the Press” |
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What a star!
GSTQ   |
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Where you get them Q and As Trilby
Did Dukey say that about Dunblane ? I wonder if he mentioned it to Sir Andrew Murray at the Palace  |
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Theresa May offers 'deepest gratitude to Prince Philip for service to Queen and country'
grovelling embarressment |
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once he's deed , the real one-liners with come out
will make bernard manning look like mother teresa |
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brian cox currently patrolling Buckingham Palace with the big lads
singing EAST 17 stay another day |
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Another one: After being told that Madonna was singing the Die Another Day theme tune in 2002, he replied: ‘Are we going to need ear plugs ?’
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Always good with the one-liners: "How many people have you knocked over this morning on that thing ?" (to a disabled Man on a mobility scooter).
.....but we still have Boris to insult people !  |
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Yeh - he really will be missed !!!! Highest paid parasite / comic ever.
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Boris learnt from a master
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Your all jealous ! It just goes to show you can come here as a penniless immigrant and do very well !
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BBC News now. Sycophantic commentary has reached new nauseous heights.
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xmoneyx
04 May 17 11:57 Joined: 12 Jul 11 | Topic/replies: 44,961 | Blogger: xmoneyx's blog once he's deed , the real one-liners with come out will make bernard manning look like mother teresa I thought there was a strong resemblance. |
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typical lazy greek sponger
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why dont the papers print what happened over 50 years ago
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They dont print what happened yesterday bar bullshizzz
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trilby - thankyou sir. Made me chortle quite loudly. The cat ran for cover.
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Look Charles Facts, Foinavon, xmoneyx and bigH are all seething.
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