Online Shrink

Look no further. You've come to the right place.

Yes, here to help.

Just a cursory glance at you name is a great revelation as to how your problems started.

I disagree with BTF.

I agree with trilby.

Tell us your problems, we're listening

Dr Fox, we are in concurrence!

I have actually done a counselling course

Frasier fan, MD?

Given your moniker are we right to assume you're a friend of Dorothy's?

Good evening, Nurse Diva

Yes, I love Frasier

Was it a CT course MD.

Nurse Diva. I like that

May 1, 2017 -- 11:46AM, Makybe_Diva wrote:

Yes, I love Frasier

Me too, .

Joe Frasier?

May 1, 2017 -- 11:45AM, GoOnThen wrote:

Given your moniker are we right to assume you're a friend of Dorothy's?

It was a 6 week course at my local collage . One evening a week. I'm not very qualified

Where is WHP? This might be something serious

Nevertheless, My id and psyche are all yours.

I was wondering the same, nurse.

Dr Fox, any sign of the patient?

That was to, Boxing.

Where is WHP?

I wonder whether Wrong Hole Poker has ever anagrammed his name? 

No mate, he's hiding in a darkened room, imvho.

in YOUR humble opinion?  What about mine?

This a=is not a competition, wind your Jung in.

Okily, Doc

WHP, are you from Wales?

Thinking about it, it may have been 10 weeks.

I could be more qualified than I think

Perhaps the patient needs picture therapy?

Go for it,

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'Thank you verrymuch.

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That's how Tommy looked every time the shrink gave him the bill.

C'mon WHP, the practice closes at 7pm on a bank holiday.

So, no WHP and no quiz.

I'm off to watch Spectacular Spain with Alex Pollizzi.

Be back later ...

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"My Head's In Mississippi"


I'm shufflin' thru the Texas sand,
but my head's in Mississippi.
I'm shufflin' thru the Texas sand,
but my head's in Mississippi.
The blues has got a hold of me.
I believe I'm gettin' dizzy.
[Spoken:] Help me now.

I keep thinkin' 'bout that night in Memphis,
Lord, I thought I was in Heaven.
I keep thinkin' 'bout that night in Memphis,
I thought I was in Heaven.
But I was stumblin' thru the parking lot
of an invisible seven eleven.
[Spoken:] What was I doin out there?

Where's my head baby?
Somewhere in Mississippi.

Last night I saw a cowgirl.
She was floatin' across the ceiling.
And last night I saw a naked cowgirl.
She was floatin' across the ceiling.
She was mumblin to some howlin' wolf
about some voodoo healin'.
[Spoken:] Mmm Baby.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2INp597B3g

With a combination of the lyrics & a UTUBE link, here's it all put together to sort the OP out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0968f0VWvd8

I'm not sure that's going to be much help, Trilby.

Well, that's Alex Polizzi off my Chrjstmas card list

SV appears to have some knowledge here ...

MD, perhaps WHP was jilted by Ms Polizzi?

we must make sense of this conundrum!

Let us study the evidence ...

WHP wrote, "Is there such a thing as an online psychiatrist/shrink? I need one."

Yes, we must.

WHP posted such writings @ 1703hrs BST.

I note there is not a double space between his two sentences.  Could this be a clue?

He is need of a new computer. Could that be a clue?

Possibly.

"an online psychiatrist/shrink"

Hmm, in his title he writes, "Shrink" yet in his further writings, he writes the above quoted.

Do you see the confusion the poor lad's going through?

I'm confused now, Trilby.

Me too.

I'll find some more groovy ZZ Top

Groovy Little Hippy Pad - LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyKeQjFKzWg

If anyone here is listening, let the above vid run for the whole gig from 1982

It's what I call their "funky" phase.

May 1, 2017 -- 1:35PM, Makybe_Diva wrote:

I'm not sure that's going to be much help, Trilby.Well, that's Alex Polizzi off my Chrjstmas card list

Wot appened,

New Fred bout to go up ...

She went to a bullfight. It seemed from what said that she isn't anti bullfighting.

Oh dear, and on national TV, what a plank.

Well, she didn't condone it or condemn it but she didn't seem appalled by it. She need not have made it such a big part of the programme. She need not have attended a bullfight. She also went to see young matadors in training. I wouldn't have given them the publicity.

Anyway, still no WHP