The hardest man in Scotland

To be fair he does look like a Tiffany I once knew, she had no t1ts as well.

Rab C must be a contender.

Seriously though Gallivanter I read that story earlier today.
Seems a disgusting individual. Surely a case for controlling with drugs.

"Up here Jamsie they just take you out and sh@g you" (The Highlands episode)

I think castration of the Heed would be appropriate.

My favourite line was when he got released from prison and her wasn't guven a great welcome home.
Marydoll "You surely didn't think I'd greet you with open arms"
RabC "Was hopin for open legs"

Boxy's joke line from the Rab C Nesbitt Highlands episode is based on fact here in Liverpool believe it or not. If someone owes money to the wrong people it is quite possible gangsters will break into their house, record them being molested by a homosexual rapist, and then threaten to send the tape to friends and family if they don't pay up. This has happened to numerous men in Liverpool who were considered tough guys in their own right and it always destroys them totally. Several have committed suicide. Shocking reality of the darker side of city life.

Pat Van Den Hauwe only got a bust leg. Mind you he'd only dipped his leek in one of the 'lad's sisters joybox..

Torquemada, sadly not just Liverpool.