Noah's Ark

Bob Dylan knew what he was singing about with, "Slow Train Comin'"

imo

The level where all the land animals were killed and all the fish survived and what's with the Polar Bears trekking all the way from Arctica to board or worse, the penguins swimming from Antarctica to treck back. Not a well thought out story.

Did the kangaroos hop over to Australia?

land bridge

The penguins might have been pi-pi-picked up en route with the polar bears on a glacier.

Apr 2, 2017 -- 9:18PM, Foinavon wrote:

Did the kangaroos hop over to Australia?

Have you any idea how large a bounce those MF's had back in the day?

^ plus the polarguins would be using their NavSys to help 'em.

Have you any idea how large a bounce those MF's had back in the day?

Did the koalas hitch a lift, jockey style?

Koalas may have been 'roo fleas back then.

there are several seed arks across the globe. seeds are stored from every tree in the world in buildings. One in Norway that gets the press. the idea being if there was a disaster it could be used to reseed the planet?

noah gathered every tree and ever kind of plant into the ark. doesn't that sound ridiculous. how can every tree fit into an ark.

bare in mind he had the help of an omnipotent God and he lived a very long life.
The new Jerusalem is said to have extra dimensional qualities, like the Tardis?
what you have to realize is the ark story is on one page of the bible, there's no detail.

what people always miss in this story is WHY god flooded the world. The Nephilim were the offspring of the "sons of God"(fallen angels) and the "daughters of men". a corruption of man. Satan's attempt to destroy Jesus' bloodline.


only Noah's family were untainted.

noah...900 years old....

It's a funny old world, especially in Cardiff.

IMO

trilby...........kent

a JW was telling me about esther in the bible ..give birth at 900...........and he said it with a straight face

.....and it was on this day when the chosen ones & pretend dead boarded the spaceship of life towards a new world. Before our lord & saviour donald trump released the weapons of nuclear devastation on the poor souls who were left behind.     

they had less crappy viruses and diseases back then. pre flood.
they lived longer. pristine conditions. God decided man shouldn't
live so long so lowered the age limit.

just getting over a flu thing, i'm calling it 'resident' flu.
it stays with you for months. 'orrible bast.

2000 years from Adam to Abraham - 2000 years from Abraham to Jesus.
2000 years from Jesus to now. that's the 6000 years, the Jews will tell
you they have 6000 years for creation. then it's a wrap up.
you lucky ignorant shoppers get to see Jesus soon. lucky you. Aren't you happy?

Regarding the Ark - this is what really matters -

It had only ONE entrance / exit, and GOD sealed the door then opened it.

The Ark is an old testament symbol of baptism and Jesus Christ...the dove is a symbol of the Holy Spirit...the raven is a symbol of the dying natural life...and so on...

Where did Noah keep the Woodpeckers, ???????????

noah gathered every tree and ever kind of plant into the ark. doesn't that sound ridiculous. how can every tree fit into an ark.


Is this where the name Bark comes from

MMMMM Mrs Noah, these Redwoods are going to be tricky.

Trees are sexed so Two of each species min. not a lot of people know that!.

Don Diego de la Vega will be on shortly to unleash a Plague of Hail Thunder and Fire on to all ye non-believers...

the seed ark project.

The Svalbard Global Seed Vault has been built inside a sandstone mountain in a man-made tunnel on the frozen Norwegian island of Spitsbergen, which is part of the Svalbard archipelago, about 1,307 kilometres (812 mi) from the North Pole.

The Maya Seed Ark Project. Siberian vault and others.

Not all trees are single sex. Alders frinstance have male AND female catkins on the same tree, I believe

they build the pyramids 150 years after the ark with thousands of slaves

those 8 people were very busy after the flood

There was no option to sign on in those days.