how do i smuggle my new stepladder into cheltenham

fold it inside the new dyson

846k

and thats just on the 1st race

print off a fake letter - with the right name on it? nobody reads a long letter. they give it a look, look at the name on the bottom and takes your word for it. When i was part of the mission impossible team that's what we did.

Give Thommo a ring and offer to carry his famous bucket, tell security you are age21's mate(who is a PRO), job done.

Have you ever known your real ladder?

...put on your finest dickie bow and white shirt and enter at your leisure as waiter for tented village... Quick coffee & Danish pastry,sweep up free race card & racing post...then enjoy the racing...

Whats not to like ....

Ovalman