Unfortunately, you don't realise how ridiculous that all sounds.
Satan is a religious mind game, it doesn't exist so how can it lie to me. Satan is a lie and a very effective one.
All religions define sin and the Christian definition is a particularly nasty one. You are a sinner for being born human. Think of the awful effect this has on the minds of those vulnerable to suggestion especially children. This religion invents sin so that it can save you, by believing the lies and doing their will.

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So why do we praise celebrities so much? They've done nothing in comparison.

God is the Groom and we are the Bride(figuratively, always have to watch with the Julian Clarey mob out there)

The bible is a love story but you don't see that. Satan is a minor figure. He is not in charge of Hell. He's another soon to be prisoner of it. He knows his days are numbered and wants to take as many with him to take them away from the presence of God. It's spite. He was God's favourite and now he's fallen from grace.

He's the power behind the king of Tyr. the power behind the thrones of earth. the 34th level of masons reveals that they worship Satan. Katy Perry, Gaga,Bowie and all the other ponces out there are telling you who they work for. They come out with it. They have interviews in which they tell you flat out they worship Satan. Are they making it up?
Are they just pretending because they keep it up for quite a while. Bowie told NME he was a satanist in an interview in the eighties. There are masses of interviews in which he admitted it. His wife even tells a story about Satan showing up at their house. These are your idols. These are the people that you listen to. That tell you what to think all day long. you plug in you earphones and travel to work, or down to the Band Q, listening to BLACKSTAR, a old witch's curse set to Bowie's music.

They are telling you that God is the bad guy. Satan is the good guy. (lucifer on fox)
They are telling you that the world does not need a God. (superman vs Batman)

Using wild fantasy programming to make it all seem ridiculous. because reality is boring.
Satan uses your dreams and fantasies to rule you. Reality belongs to God.

Google - David Bowie satanist. He's tried Buddhism, satanism, Christianity? he throws them all into the same bucket and stirs.

Do what Bowie is telling you to do - put on a blindfold and roll around.
there is no court case, no words that will be he heard in God's court. You don't get a lawyer. There is only one door to save yourself by. Jesus.
But you don't want that, so when it all crashes down, remember the defence you are putting up now. Remember who is putting you in your place for eternity. yourself.
by rejecting Jesus and accepting the God of this world over him.

the lease ends and the land will be taken off Satan. God gave Man the lease for 6000 years. Adam gave his authority to Satan when he did what Satan wanted in the Garden.
the lease ends and God will rule. The Groom and his Bride will rule for a thousand years. Then they will create a new heaven and a new earth and the old earth will pass away.

you want man to evolve, conquer the stars? I'm saying we leapfrog past all that in one generation. The universe is just a scroll. God created the dimensions. All the universe is just a means of forging new spirits that are eternal. You are passing up Roast chicken for spam fritters. No imagination. more potage brother Esau.

BRAINWASHING, i've been accused a few times of this?
Nobody profits from my belief in Christ. (the groom).

here is a list of people who do profit from your brainwashing.

football fans and sport. tribal allegiances. shouts go up with a ball crossing a line?
teams formed by mining clubs now subsumed by billionaires. the working man controlled by indoctrination of the youth into a clan. To the point that Celtic and Rangers fans have killed each other. that referees have been executed after a 'game' in South America.

what do you want to be when you grow up? from the age of five I would be asked this question periodically by teachers. I never had an answer for this. When they ask it of children in Africa the top answer would be.. 'doctor' even when they cannot count to 100?
Children are told that their worth is in their 'job title'. If you don't achieve you are worthless. (is this brainwashing?)

Flags - you are told to be a good little soldier. be loyal to the nation you are born into? To fight to protect a border. Follow orders of a superior?

Politics - do you vote red or blue? all your life you associate your own values with men who put on flash suits and point with their thumbs? ridiculous clowns.

You are told what to like by advertisers.

Most people when it comes to art likes colour and texture. The CIA formed the american abstract art market post war. This is taught in art schools. So the next time you look at Rothko or Pollock think CIA manipulation. a hundred million a pop.

i personally hate Van Gogh oil paintings, his water colours are okay though.

All across the world people are making choices and forming sides. Behind it all I see the god of this world(satan) manipulating all of you, devaluing man into a monkey or a non essential component. Their precious jobs being replaced by bots. He pits A vs B and millions die. Years later nobody really understands why these conflicts happen. It's usually about resources or a patch of land that is meaningless.

I think my eyes are open. I think the rest of you are captured. Do as you are told. Follow the laws. Pay for life insurance so your wife can bury you? eat five a day. There's someone everyday on the news telling you what you should be doing.

how did you determine your favourite drink at the pub? did you test out all the drinks or did an advertiser tell you something was good?

Yes, we are all susceptible to brainwashing, zorro, I agree with you. Doesn't make your brand of brainwashing any less real. You can claim that your being brainwashed is harmless to others but you can't claim that religions are harmless with perhaps the single exception of Jainism.

They killed Jesus for telling the Truth (what is truth?)
They give prizes out for telling lies. Just ask Milli Vanilli.

awards for dubious theories that are later revised and overturned.

Still posting BS zorro?
Cave pictures appeared more than 25,000 years ago. Symbolic writing gradually developed at the time it was needed when man settled down to an agrarian lifestyle. it was used to record accounts and laws and yes mythological BS as we see with the early books of the bible.

i think you are cracking foinavon.

did that one get to you.

6000 years RECORDED HISTORY....matches up with the bible.
year 5777 - jewish relious calendar.

no writings past adam at 3915 bc.

cave paintings yes, but no rainbows in cave paintings? why is that?
suns.moons,animals,handprints. etc. easy to draw a rainbow, one sweep of hand.
the rainbow is a striking sight. more than the moon or sun? every child draws rainbows.

i think you are cracking foinavon.

You've got too much time on your hands, Zorro. You need to get a job, give you something constructive to do.

I was not prepared to read the initial cut & paste post as it is a total f@@ing mess.

Is the Zorro theory that every star we observe is only 6000 years old? Or are these stars older.

If they are only a few thousand years they must be nearer to Earth than claimed or speed of light is a tad quicker than conventional science claims.

i can live with the universe being any age. It's completely irrelevant. The bible does not set a date, an age of the universe. That's the fault of one American tribe in the deep south.
That's why Dawkin's travels there to make that point.
What the bible does say is that Adam was around 6000 years ago and by coincidence that's the time frame that man starts to think critically. He starts civilization. He begins to write.
History is made. critical thinking and the soul is introduced into the equation. the ascent of man.

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