If everyone over 60 in Britain died tomorrow?

Plenty of Overtime for the Undertakers, Crematorium Staff, Coffin Makers etc. More cash filtering its way into the economy as they spend it.

If everyone under 60 died as well, it would almost certainly have some indirect impact on our GDP

Logan's Run

buses empty,mass unemployment in nhs & elasticated trouser companies go bust.

Brexit might as well be cancelled.

Overtaking on roads would become totally unnecessary.

No one would know how to change a light bulb,change a fuse
or even write with a pen.

No need.  Just buy a new one.

Grandad.

Every day, five people would watch Countdown.

There would be no need for the Daily Mail.

Incontinence pants would become a thing of the past

You could forget about Alzheimer's.

Indeed, wit-ham, we could just go back to calling them nappies.

There would be some more along the following day.

i find most over 60s boring ,obsessed with politics (same thing),talk a load of shyte, moany ,depressing fookers bar for a few .

However , it's the over 60s that have given us a lot of todays technology and some great music .

Maybe just kill off the moany ones

Canny Man a top, top guy ,so he would be spared a bullet 

Who would look after his cats?

would you take 50k year pension at 50,but you get the bye,bye needle 65

The monthly grab-a-gilf night at Casanova's Nite Spot would be ruined.

Also can't believe no one has mentioned Alzheimer's being wiped out.

Alzheimer's a terrible disease

the car kills 1.25 MILLION a year globally - road traffic deaths.
we go on about terrorists ? War on cars is a ridiculous idea?

if we were ants in a colony the knocking off of such miniscule numbers by terrorists would be an irrelevance.

An accident can kill as many as a terrorist incident, but we focus on the intention?
why? is Morals important in evolution. The mechanism grinds on.

War on cars is a ridiculous idea

59 year olds would start panicking.

i would be history

Most of we old'uns have seen national Service or been in the Terriers or other military-style organisations.

Our demographic is steadily increasing so I reckon we could wipe out you young pups without too much bother and replace you with clones who would be taught to be appreciative.

Would be easier to get an allotment

Be a fantastic trade in mobility scooters, market would be flooded.

They'd be getting all pimped out by people who aren't drug dealers, honest guv, and getting shot up outside huddersfield.

Cheap mobility scooters?

Fatties would have a field day.