You're all wrong - the plural of cheese is a packet of Dairylea cheese triangles.

Or just the correct term - cheesu.

G'nite all -- I feel that many subjects of Her Majesty & citizens of the EU have raised LEGITIMATE CONCERNS tonight, on this very forum, regarding the long term viability of European cheese products in the 21st Century.

I shall certainly ponder my own cheese-based alliances as I review the new year RANGERS - CELTIC game for the 4th time this year.

Anyway, Derek Justice, the top cheesemonger in Slamannan, is set to sponsor THE RANGERS' shirts in the near future...but that's just one of many rumours from the streets of Govan tonight. Goodnight.



DEREK "BILLY" JUSTICE BUILDING A CHEESE-STRAW TOWER TO POWER HIS COMMUNITY IN WINTER.

FULL PLATE ILLUSTRATION FROM "THE WILL TO DAIRY POWER" BY DEREK WILLIAM JUSTICE...PUBLISHED IN A LIMITED EDITION OF 1690 COPIES.

...this sh1t is hitting AKA AND Stewarty soon, on the SOCCER FORUM...it's too good to waste on you cheese-haters...

You lot are merely the TESTING GROUND for cheese-based rotten gags, for this is how your beloved THATCHER treated oil-rich and cheese-wealthy Scotland!!

BODIL, you Balkan wretch, did you ever believe for one measly minute that I, a native of East Archentummnuelfechen, would prefer ENGLISH cheddar cheese to SCOTCH...????

Well??

Velasquez
Laugh...this sh1t is hitting AKA AND Stewarty soon, on the SOCCER Excited FORUM...it's too good to waste on you cheese-haters...Cry

How drunk were you when you created this em er masterpiece.
I thought yer accie was hacked and someone was trying to discredit ye.