Any Yorkshire folks on here.....

Frame thee sen and cap folk - Pull yourself together and you can get the better of everyone else.

Ee aye top n ar coyl oyl - Oh yes, it was as black as the entrance to our solid fuel storage area.

Tha goes darn eer and tha turns darn quick - You should proceed along this very highway and take the very first turn you come to.

Nay cocker ar lass is painting t'roof o t' house - No my dear chap, my good lady wife is currently painting the upper level of our living quarters.

And my own personal favourite - Ivry Sunda she meks enuff Yorkshires ter flag a pig-oyl (Every Sunday she makes enough Yorkshire puddings to pave a pigsty).

Tha's welcome owd lad.