Sexing up the weather American style

or ' pi ssing down ' ?

Breeze Brian at the minute.

You'll be hearing about Thunderstorm Asthma probably next year and it's a killer.

Weather has decided to join the climate change agenda, they decided that using words that overstate what is happening will make an impact. No point using weather companies that are part of this cliche as they are not accurate with their language anymore. xc weather is the most reliable for me, as weather is a major factor on my workload.

Naming storms also part of the plan, one day the uk will hit the letter f during a season.

I once asked a meteorologist why storms were given women's names and he told me it's because they're wet and wild when they come and they take your house when they leave.

There will be **** hell on when they have Storm Muhammad - that'll kill thousands.

I had thunderstorm Asthma the other week, but I dont think i died.