Solution to prison unrest

As I said other day shock collars on all of them. Flick a switch in the control room and drop them all. Or on a handy iPhone app, just swipe right from angry birds when you hear a racket from the control room.

But nooooo apparently being electrically shocked to the throat and reduced to a crumpled fitting heap is "against their human rights" according to the liberal do-gooders.

Sooner we are out of the EU the better.

Mr Clegg calling for prison numbers to halved, latest news 60 prisoners have taken over a prison wing.

These libtards are not happy with migrants endangering our lives they also want known criminals too be able to join in.

I would love to know mr Cleggs train of thought.

"I used to agree with Nick
Now I think he's a pr

I'm not sure why Nick is annoyed, I thought prisons these days acted as radicalisation factories turning flawed but relatively sane people into full blown nutcases?

I thought he'd want to encourage such "vibrancy"?

Give them feck all except for the basics and make them earn the rest by good behaviour.
And as soon as they start to get violent fire a sedative drug into them to calm them down.
Act like an animal then be treated like one.

good luck with that idea aka


they are better treated than a normal working guy trying to make ends meet every week.

will these draconian mesures be available to them doing time for racism ?

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Not as long as you behave tyerself Donny.
why did you ask that? Do you have a pending court case?

shooting prisoners dead would not be good for the victims of the crime , they want to see their sentence completed - not ended abruptly .

bring back the death penalty and sell their organs...


That will raise urgent funds and solve the overcrowded  crisis.

coach is fishing

bring back the death penalty and sell their organs
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not sure what musical instruments have to do with it

Give their organs to the most entertaining of prisoners.

Let them wash them down .... with a nice chianti.

And televise it! "Prisoner Cannibalism Live" sounds like just the sort of thing to fill the ITV schedule when I'm a celeb is off the.

The Bush Tucker Trial would be a fantastic series starter, if they could fit up an australian barman called Bush Tucker .

Teach them a building related trade, pay them a minimum wage and use them to build new prisons.

Deport all the foreign prisoners and there'd be more room for the rest, solved.

Deport them?
Oh don't get me started!! Look at the current incident. The germans have this suspect, he's a criminal record (did I not read he'd already done 4 years in Italy for something that must've been bad), he's operating under multiple names, mixing with the worst kind of very bad people, and boo hooo they won't deport him as he's not got a passport. So they spend no doubt a small fortune monitoring him which is only ever going to be vaguely effective, until they lose him or give up.

FFS Europe get a spine.

If countries of Europe won't deport a man like that who is a clear danger to security, what chance they'll deport a common thief if he doesn't want to go, who'll cost a fortune in time and fees fighting every inch with lawyers lining their pockets at every turn?

cable tv. the great pacifier

stop locking folk up for petty crime

rich folk pay lawyers to get them off, poor folk get carp lawyers and get locked up

get em tagged, and confined to home at night

There is no such word as Libtard can people please stop using this word
as it is incorrect to say the left is Liberal and the right is not.

Totally agree breeding, I'm very much a liberal but not left. Corbyn and guardianistas etc are "retarded", but not liberal. I get fed up correcting people.

FFS Every time I go to e.g. the guardian opinion it's just a series of pieces where left wingers are telling people what to do or wanting people controlled in some way they approve of. And the militant left are always trying to shut down or ban people who disagree with them. Just look at what they are doing to crush free thought that isn't left wing approved in our universities. They are feck all to do with liberalism.

It's because we are importing a stupid americanism, AFAIK as they were so scared of being associated with "socialism" they appropriated liberal as to mean left when it's nothing to do with it.

If you are going to call people who are left liberal, at least go the the whole hog and start calling football soccer, and wishing people "happy holidays"!!!!