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Careful now; the WI can get a bit nasty after a few gins..
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Fook me.
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All he has to do is say guilty or not guilty.
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@guinness2dear.Ha[:e
Ha,Thanks mate,I need some good laughs.I Wish You A Very Happy Christmas! |
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Same to you mucker and good luck..
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try not to say umm after every sentence - it's a common thing.
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Don't forget speake very clearly and slowly
and always pause after every few words like America's first Black President Who, apart from being America'sfirst black president, also , err, err had a white mother and helped to make it possible for Donald Trump to be elecetd America's first mad president. |
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Brave man. Would scare the sh*t out of me. Best of luck.
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You'll be fine. Just remember to ask if they'd like to supersize their meal.
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Have I missed the latest chapter in this unfolding story?
Where is this first public speech? I also need to know how it went. I am on tenterhooks. |
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culvin can blabber all kinds of nonsense.
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Just be yourself Culvin and you'll be fine.
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For gods sake No! Whatever you do don't be yourself.
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How did the pretendy speech go?
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It didn't take you long to get with the pretendy jokes,did it?...Is pretendy your favourite word,by the way.
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Shrimp, that would be..
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Always finish with a song.
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Joined: 06 May 10 | Topic/replies: 9,953 | Blogger: crags's blog
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Is the court case in connection with his 'special friend'?
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@crags,"All he has to do is say guilty or not guilty."VERY GOOD!Crags,very good.I didn't think you had it in yer to be funny but i'll give yer that one.
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Have you spoken yet?
If not, suggest you stand outside and practise speaking to your decorated front door. You'll soon draw the crowds. |
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Hi mememe,YES!I spoke last night and it went very,very well.In fact it went so well that I was awarded a blue ribbon with the words BEST SPEAKER written upon it.(I'll put a pic up later).I was simply being myself and I talked about what I know,shyness,social anxiety and years and years of wasted years.To everyone here who said Good Luck or Best Wishes,etc,...I THANK YOU ALL!
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Can't wait to see this pretendy photo.
How long did you have to search for it online? |
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Plenty of them out there, sad lad
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Well done Culvin!
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THANKS!Charlie,mate
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Culvin
What's the background to your speech? I'm curious.. Well done BTW! |
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Come on Culvin, a couple of halfwits think that all this shyte is true!
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Culvin, I beg you! please send an image to these people. They must surely have had real problems in their lives to look up to someone like you!! They admire the way you have kicked the ass of your pretendy social anxiety, and with no professional help as well!!! - you just woke up one morning and, after your usual w*nk, did it all by yourself!
You couldn't even face close relatives a short time ago and now look at you!!! Winning awards for public speaking!! This is the closest to a miracle that most of us will ever witness!!! All we need now is the pretendy photo to confirm this miraculous turnaround. God bless you. |
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well done Culvin
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Terrific stuff, really laughed out loud there. Cheers.
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MY PROFILE PIC AND THE BLUE RIBBON.
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The ribbon doesn't look blue there but it is.
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