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guinness2dear
14 Dec 16 11:44
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If there are any left on ere.......

IYHO: What did Heysoos do in the so-called "Lost years"?

I think he whittled some flutes or maybe crafted some sarcophagi ? He could of course (knowing his fate) have made the 'perfect' wedge for his own tomb, thus enabling him to sneak out during the night in front of píssed up soldiers...

Thoughts?

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By:
dunlaying
When: 14 Dec 16 12:00
What films are you watching this Christmas guinness? Anything special?
By:
guinness2dear
When: 14 Dec 16 12:10
On the telly?
By:
dunlaying
When: 14 Dec 16 15:26
No , I was wondering If you had any oldies primed. I thought I would give Mr Chips and 39 Steps an outing this Yuletide.
By:
TheChaser
When: 14 Dec 16 15:39
The UK is full of Religious people

You will see plenty pictures of family gatherings and wrapped Gifts/Presents on Twitter and Facebook when Easter comes and Christmas comes
By:
TheChaser
When: 14 Dec 16 15:41
Star/Angel on top of Christmas trees

How many freaks we got on here now ?

The angel symbolizes the archangel Gabriel, who told Mary about the birth of Jesus. People add stars to symbolize the Star of Bethlehem, which heralded Jesus's birth and led the Magi, or Three Wise Men, to Bethlehem. ... In 1979, the star on top of the National Christmas Tree was the only lit ornament.
By:
TheChaser
When: 14 Dec 16 15:43
Also how many people go crazy if nativity plays are cancelled Grin

Muslims are destroying Christmas Laugh



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By:
guinness2dear
When: 14 Dec 16 15:52
I cry at Mr Chips every fecking time.

If ye have Sky, dunlaying try - Tangerines if you haven't seen it..
By:
guinness2dear
When: 14 Dec 16 15:55
Oh forgot; i dug out some Edward G a while back so might give them a re-run..

"Is this the end of Likkle Caesar"?
By:
zorrostrikes
When: 14 Dec 16 18:43
go round the houses fella - the criminal known as Jesus, changed history. the Roman Empire became the Holy Roman Empire. Then the church. Protestants fought to keep the true faith and men died to bring you the word of God in English.
After fighting hard to win the prize of which church held true to Christ's teachings...

some of their ancestors spat on the word, and squirmed at their coming torments, made spurious excuses that belittles their ancestors intelligence.
By:
Velasquez
When: 14 Dec 16 18:50
I feel like Goren from Criminal Intent here...there are so many "tells"! Laugh
By:
Velasquez
When: 14 Dec 16 19:00
He kicks off with "religious freaks" then chucks in "Heysoos" and seemingly invents the phrase "so-called lost years..." but has probably watched a programme on the telly about Churchill...then it's flutes, sarcophagi and Roman military drunks...no doubt Heysoos is a hippie as described by John Lennon...

Notice how careful he is to ridicule and disparage a certain religion...yet he still requires an answer to his question...
By:
Velasquez
When: 14 Dec 16 19:09
"The exhibit stated that, according to the Manual of Military Law, “a sentinel found asleep or drunk at his post while on active service would, if the character and circumstances of the offence were sufficiently grave, be liable to suffer death.” It seemed that this would be Jack’s fate – he was convicted and sentenced to death. However, apparently after a senior officer gave further consideration to Jack’s character and the fact of his illness, this sentence was remitted and replaced with one of 10 years’ hard labor..."

This is testimony regarding a British Empire soldier from New Zealand during the Gallipoli campaign...wonder what the penalty was for a drunken Roman soldier falling asleep at his post while on guard duty...?
By:
dunlaying
When: 15 Dec 16 09:03
Guinness , I am happy to report that I do not have sky. I too shed a tear or two over Mr Chips. The only offering from Edward G that I possess is Soleil Vert with Charlton Heston and , as it is sitting on the bookcase in front of me , I will give that a spin today.
By:
guinness2dear
When: 15 Dec 16 10:24
Well that's one freaka appearance. Another guesser, who apparently can't hazard a 'guess' at Heysoos's so-called lost years. Maybe it was another trip to the desert and some fruity flute playing with the divil himself?

Good man dunlaying. "Forsan et haec olim meminisse juvabit*

I wonder if Heysoos ever thought that over his so-called meetings with the divil..
By:
Velasquez
When: 15 Dec 16 13:21
Yeah...nice weather we're having, innit...?
By:
Foinavon
When: 15 Dec 16 14:42
Why are you rattling their cage, Guinness?

Dontcha know that Heysoos was god so didn't have to tell anyone, let alone his ma, where he was going?
He didn't need to sneak out from the tomb as he could magic his way through the rock like quantum tunnelling.
Even I know all that and I only go to church for weddings and funerals.Cry
By:
guinness2dear
When: 15 Dec 16 14:48
Needs some balance Mr 100/1. Anyone religious needs a kick up the brown eye. Including that papal twot in Italia.. How many refugees has he taken in btw? Sell some pictures ye bald twát and save the 3rd world.. Metinks he will become IAN4 on ere..

2 points for susssing me out though..
By:
Foinavon
When: 15 Dec 16 14:55
I know all about that Pape. He's a Hibee and likes Maradona's "hand of God". 'nuff said.
By:
Velasquez
When: 15 Dec 16 14:55
Look at the other thread - he treats Ivanka with more respect than Jesus Christ.

He's only rattling his own cage. He's signalling his constant ridicule of this "Heysoos" yet underneath the ridicule, which is for the benefit of other forumites, he's making some sort of enquiry about thirty years of the life of "Heysoos".

If Guinness wasn't determined to be such a diddy, I'd give him the answer too...Excited
By:
guinness2dear
When: 15 Dec 16 14:57
Hibbees not allowed on this fred mucker. Already got a raging loon of a 'Christian' trying to act edumacated trolling me..
By:
guinness2dear
When: 15 Dec 16 15:00
Look at the other thread - he treats Ivanka with more respect than Jesus Christ.


Gartloch is missing one..
By:
Velasquez
When: 15 Dec 16 15:00
You started the thread, ya doughnut! Laugh
By:
guinness2dear
When: 15 Dec 16 15:07
Heysoos wot a feckin illiterate. I despair with the lack of edumacation of smart arses..
By:
Velasquez
When: 15 Dec 16 15:12
Well, since you DESPAIR, maybe you're lacking the SUNSHINE VITAMIN, especially at this time of year...



Fookin' knew it would come in handy...Laugh
By:
Foinavon
When: 15 Dec 16 15:27
THE SUN!!! Now there's a proper god. Worshipped around the world before Heysoos came along and for long afterwards in many regions.

Anyway, I'm not religious so not supposed to be on this thread Blush. Hope there will be some more replies though as I like to read them.
By:
Velasquez
When: 15 Dec 16 15:36
Do you mean "...the greater light to govern the day?" Cool
By:
Velasquez
When: 15 Dec 16 15:39
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP2qJXT3olM

THE SUN WHOSE RAYS ARE ALL ABLAZE...
By:
Foinavon
When: 15 Dec 16 15:43
Is that Kate Bush? Excited
By:
Velasquez
When: 15 Dec 16 15:48
Yass!

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By:
guinness2dear
When: 15 Dec 16 16:02
Looks like that would be hard to blow up for ya good self..
By:
Velasquez
When: 15 Dec 16 16:04
u wood know - it's yer mamma...Mischief
By:
Velasquez
When: 15 Dec 16 16:05
By:
guinness2dear
When: 15 Dec 16 16:10
Aye aye aye caramba... Stooping to Mam jokes now......



“The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself
to be a fool.”
By:
lfc1971
When: 15 Dec 16 16:13
I don't know if that's exactly right
By:
guinness2dear
When: 15 Dec 16 16:16
No jam innit?
By:
Velasquez
When: 15 Dec 16 16:20
Skakespeare - the last resort of the non-Shavian...Cry
By:
guinness2dear
When: 15 Dec 16 16:26
Good Heysoos, someone telling Mam jokes accusing a quota of 'AS Ye Like It' as "Non-shavian...

Good fiery Heysoos! “Thou art like a toad; ugly and venomous"
By:
Velasquez
When: 15 Dec 16 16:31
I'm sorry -- even after all these years on chit-chat, I still haven't quite mastered GIBBERISH, unlike your troll-like self. Sad
By:
guinness2dear
When: 15 Dec 16 16:36
I take that as a banana being fallen on.. How embarrassing for ye..

Ye lump of cack. Bring more than a banana to a sword fight next time..............
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