Jock-itch

apple cider vinegar bath - it's on youtube. cup of apple cider vinegar in one bath - soak your self for half an hour. get your mp3 player - it's longer than you think. repeat if it persists.

don't get steroid creams from doctors, it'll just change into something more irritating as it fights to live.

Scratched mine after chopping chillis a couple of weeks back. FFS!

Hope they where scotch bonnet chillies

I'm still waiting (only 12 months) for a solution to my itchy arse..

You been to the docs with itchy arse

Too embarrassed

Forget everything you have tried before and start from scratch.

Give it a good scratch with a wire scratch

Steroid cream works for anything though just a little bit and your trouble may be over

Lol guiness, last time I had an itchy scrote I applied athletes foot cream rather than see a doc. It went away, not sure if the cream helped.

Get a girlfriend with long nails.

I shall give it a try..

Hopefully not out of sequence

google itchy arse this comes up

Skin conditions, such as psoriasis or eczema, or a condition called lichen sclerosis, can affect the skin around the anus and cause itching. Fungal infections, similar to thrush or athlete's foot, are another common cause.

clear history afterwards you never know who may pop in to use your computer

If all they found on mine was an itchy arse I'd be happy.

I'm with saddo. The doc will need a kango to get through my clinkers..

Try athletes foot cream, can't hurt.

Think i have. Well i tried Fucidicicicin or wotever the phuckers called

try psoriasis cream

There's no cure for psoriasis, but a range of treatments can improve symptoms and the appearance of skin ..

That'll cheer him up.

Dec 13, 2016 -- 1:18AM, guinness2dear wrote:

Think i have. Well i tried Fucidicicicin or wotever the phuckers called

I second that. A lotion.

Do you sit with a tool at your side to scratch when required

Yes, his names Wayne.

John

It's big, but doesn't reach my side i'm afraid..

Crisp what lotion there is many you need to tell the lad so he can sort this

The guy with the itchy scrote has gone for the brillo..

Just smoke weed and drink water for a week and it may fi x itself out

No salt or anything like that to come out and inflame the skin

Need natural goodies ask maybe

guinness2dear 13 Dec 16 01:30 Joined: 19 Jan 07 | Topic/replies: 24,972 | Blogger: guinness2dear's blog
The guy with the itchy scrote has gone for the brillo..

He's down the local garage you got any brillos

ask zorro maybe *

looks like he has already said jump in a batch with vinegar and cider though

Be honking after that

That's the advice he gave me 12 months ago. I still stink of it..

I'd go see them tattoo fixers, unshockable and they might make it look better.

guinness2dear 13 Dec 16 01:38 Joined: 19 Jan 07 | Topic/replies: 24,973 | Blogger: guinness2dear's blog
That's the advice he gave me 12 months ago. I still stink of it..
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Why's he back with the same advice

Steroid cream is the route to go down

Fck the vinegar and all that hippie boll0cks talk that natural is good

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Dock-leaf-Broad-Leaved-wicca-shaman-druid-pagan-wi...

He gave it to the OP, not me

Must be a swine when yer oot shoppin and canny scratch it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4EJSSFI_Fk

just casually waiting on some cash

I remember my wife telling me once that she'd got an itchy fanny .
I thought she'd bought a Japanese motor bike !

Could be Thrush.

Or the lesser known bald-headed Loon. Commonly found in sheds and allotments..

Have you tried Veet -- the Men's Hair Removal Gel Creme

(as posted on the Amazon review site By John W. Osborne Jr. on 30 July 2012)

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.

Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.

I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.

Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.

This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good "

Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...

So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect....... :-

Haha, excellent.

Never tried Fiery Jack on my arse, might give it a go..

eldar

did you post this before i remember reading this or something similar a few year or so back

Elder haven't laughed so much in a while reading your post

Stroodle and other fungally affected forumites.

The nuclear option here requires you to have a yellow toenail, if you go to the docs and tell them that you have tried all the paint on and filing type solutions they will give you a 6 month course of anti fungal tablets (needs that long for the toenail to grow out)

The happy side effect is that all other fungus on your body gets blitzed and there is no re-infection, you can weear sandals etc again and you dont have to describe intimate details to the doc.


win win win.

Ta

I have only had this scratching of scrotum for about 4 months, wouldn't say its a constant itchy feeling tends to only feel slightly itchy when I'm trying to get a kip in bed. Knew something was wrong so checked on internet to find something which would stop the itch at night, ordered a few anti fungal creams online, as Ive never seen a doctor for about 30 years, plus the fact felt to embarrassed to go to doctors with itchy scrotum. Creams didn't work in the slightest, so decided to bite the bullet and see doctor about it. He gave me timodine cream for the problem, and have to say it seemed to work instantly no itchiness what so ever, the small tube of cream lasted just over a week and everything was perfect for roughly 3 weeks after treatment finished, then felt it starting to come back to the odd itch again at night. All through this time with treatment was washing covers, towels, ect. So couldn't work out why it came back when everything seemed fine for a while, so went back on internet to try to work out what went wrong, as I wasn't planning on going back to doctors again. Internet mentioned the fact that you need to wash all your stuff at high water temp with bleach added to the washes something I didn't do, so maybe this was the cause of jock-itch coming back. Made another appointment with doctor for next week hopefully get this timodine again, as this stuff is the only thing that seemed to work. Will update thread if this time successful, otherwise might just have to dip my balls in heavy duty drain cleaner

Trainstopper don't have yellow toenail, but any advice helpful.

Canesten cream is what you need,OP.

Has worked better for me than other anti-fungals.

Liquid Parafin

apple cider vinegar - cup in bath soak yer self fur half oor. do it laddie.

shop for cider vinegar, the bottle rarely says apple on it?

You need to get some insider information to be sure what is in it.

zorrostrikes will give it a bash.

somebody mentioned canniston cream, they are right, but it's expensive and might spread it to where you don't want it.
Candida is a yeast that lives on you and in you.
i posted a red headed thread that spun off into people posting pictures of redheads.
the point of the thread was Candida gets into your guts and spreads, it is linked to cancer by some. A lot of people end up with redness of the face (not the hair). the farmer look. the farmer looks like this because of exposure to weather.
oil of oregano, coconut oil(home bargains sells cheap)has caprylic acid, raw garlic(eat with a carrot or something to dull the burn).
sugar feeds candida. carbs feed candida.

Just thought I'd post after seeing doctor Wednesday, he put me on a new ointment hydrocortisone/miconazole and after 1 day's treatment things looking very good. Ive to use this cream for roughly fortnight, but as mentioned things looking really good after 1 day, no feeling of itching when I was trying to get a kip last night, this seems to be the only time previously when I knew something was wrong, so just a change of ointment seems to have solved problem straight away. Will keep a few of the other tips on thread, just to make sure this doesn't come back again. Might even start picking winners with focus on punting rather than on my knackers

I used Daktacort cream. Works every time for itches and stuff.