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Fruit Club
"The first rule of Fruit Club is: You do not talk about Fruit Club."
"The first rule of Fruit Club is: You do not talk about Fruit Club."
"Manly Biscuit" sounds like a B list actor from the 50s.
In fact, I think he was in spartacus. Third centurion from the left.
In fact, I think he was in spartacus. Third centurion from the left.
"Tonite at the New Jersey Drive In: Manly Biscuit stars in "The Alien That Eat My Girl"!"
Digestive....slightly more rugged than a Rich Tea
Fig Roll. Totally disgusting, only real men eat them to prove their mental strength.
Not a single mention of Oatmeal.. the round ones, not the shorties, they're for girly types.
Scottish Shortbread??? Real men have the Scottish Longbread. 
I've never heard anyone question the masculinity of a Morrisons Fruit Shortcake biscuit, 40p a pack, or 2 for 70p.
Yorkie bar..lorry drivers eat them...is it a biscuit?
I would have mentioned Chocolate Bath Olivers but they were so difficult to eat that they went out of production through disuse 
i think i've got a winner if it classes as....
WAGON WHEELS
WAGON WHEELS
I think yer right Ron, that's trumped everything so far.
A chocolate finger in the right place at the right time can be quite a treat
Wagon Wheel v Chocolate Finger
would be a ko in the first round
would be a ko in the first round
A wagon wheel is not a biscuit, but if they keep making them smaller like they have been, it may well be classed as one.
Spot on crags. It's not a biscuit.
It's 2 biscuits with a marshmallow filling but is sold as a biscuit.
It's 2 biscuits with a marshmallow filling but is sold as a biscuit.
quite right aka 
i looked on wiki after you posted earlier
i looked on wiki after you posted earlier
Yep but make sure you buy the one marked original as the others are rubbish.
I haven't had a lemon puff,a ginger nut or a jammy dodger for ages.
It would be a brave man who'd deny the presence of PLAIN chocolate digestives at the very top of this list. The undisputed heavyweight champion of the biscuit world. And none of this milk chocolate malarkey: these are for REAL men.
Biscuits are too ''polite''!!...have a handful of nuts....
A real man chomping on a dry cream cracker always impresses the ladies in my experience.
Not sure what the soft Southern types like to dip in their skinny flat white salted caramel soya latte but you can't beat a steaming great mug of builder's tea and a fistful of bourbons (was that a Clint Eastwood film?) for dunking.
Kinda ruined that with the tea, nowt but a womans drink.
I have it on good authority that Chuck Norris's biscuit barrel contains nowt but pink wafers .
What about The Gingerbread Man biscuit 
I was going to ask the question with the probable answer, after googling yes
it has been claimed its racist
I was going to ask the question with the probable answer, after googling yes
it has been claimed its racist
That's what I call the mother-in-law when she's trying to reverse up our driveway.
I am Stan
I am a fan
And I'm delighted
To eat United (shame Spurs couldn't!!!)
They were actually a decent biscuit in their day
I am a fan
And I'm delighted
To eat United (shame Spurs couldn't!!!)
They were actually a decent biscuit in their day
After reading through this thread I have to agree that the manliest biscuit mentioned to date has got to be Wagon Wheels
Its only a biscuit if
A. You can dunk it
B. You can eat a whole packet in one go.
Wagon Wheel fails on these points.
Its more like what an inadequate mother gives her kids for dinner...along with a bag of Monster Munch for afters.
A. You can dunk it
B. You can eat a whole packet in one go.
Wagon Wheel fails on these points.
Its more like what an inadequate mother gives her kids for dinner...along with a bag of Monster Munch for afters.
As Wagon Wheels contain one biscuit per packet I don't think you can include 'B'
One that has fallen in the cat litter tray ,and you still just give it a wipe and eat it.
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