BIG BREAKING NEWS ON SKY

can you keep me informed of any progress please

Parasites. Especially Andrew.

Surprised fight promoters have'nt got involved,
PPV £10.
4/5 Charles. evens Andrew.

Handbags at dawn.

He has issued a strongly worded statement to deny he insisted that his daughters future husbands must have a TITLE added to their name.

God who actually gets off on this nonsense, why would anyone even bother to create this fake news, might have been newsworthy in the 1600's when Royals were all the rage. They themselves must laugh at the attention they get (and the bedroom tax they avoid).

can i have a few grand on at evs please leazes

this is andrew, not edward

SKY taken over by FOX.

Kay Burley in helicopter circling The Palace as I type.

Secretly  I love the British Monarchy. but it's not a secret now I've been careless and blabbed it.

Andrew needs to concentrate more on his daughters keeping a man rather than a title, you wouldn't really describe them as the crown jewels would you? One of them has eyes as big as a racing greyhounds b0ll0cks.

aaaah prince Andrew, best mate with American paedophile Epstein, who served a 1 year jail sentence for underage sex..was invoked in an under age sex trial earlier this year, where the judge, quite rightly so IMO ! Deemed that all litigation against him to be destroyed.mmm..was also a life saving helicopter pilot in the Begrano affair of the Falklands war...he turned up 24 hours later for press coverage....sold Sunningdale to a dodgy east European pm for a profit...currently trying to get his daughters onto the tax paying civil list......I doth my cap

"was also a life saving helicopter pilot in the Begrano affair of the Falklands war"
Wtf is this supposed to mean? You were on your high horse spouting nonsense, you know he was in the falklands or somehing, and the Belgrano is always a tedious leftie trope whenever the subject comes up, so you thought you'd just make some more crap up by joining the two words together and fling it at him?

Las Malvinas son Britaincas

anxious opposes the Falkland islanders (self governing) being independent, says the UK should hand Gib back but supports the Catalans who want to break away from Spain.
A bit mixed up feeling there.

As regards the monarchy I think we should keep it as long as they continue to cause so much upset for the lefties.

Apparently they have to live together in "cramped accommodation" in a flat at St James Palace.
So even the royals are suffering in the current housing crisis. Perhaps Andrew should put their
names down on the Kensington and Chelsea council house list.
Failing that, they could become high class hookers like their mom, bag a chinless rich bloke,
churn out a couple of sprogs, then move to the US and use their royal connections to squeeze every
drop out of the gullible Americans.

SHOOT THE BOLLIX OFF HIM !!!

Chanel 5 docco in the making

The Belgrano affair twonky what about this

On a related subjecte, I can't believe our MOD are getting rid of the navy's surface missiles for at least a few years, with AFAIK no planned replacement, which is totally insane. A 3rd world country with missiles could attack our ships from over the horizon and RN couldn't retaliate as they are back to 100 year old style naval guns. Idiotic.

Is idiotic but the guns have a decent range albeit a lot less than the 80 miles of the missiles.

Well there's a reason battleships with huge guns went away and big guns have the largest range.
Ok planes had a huge HUGE amount to do with that, but end of the day a little destroyer with good missiles can take
out an entire naval group without being touched if their defense system didn't knock them out of the sky, if
they had only normal guns and the weather was wrong.
Sheffield etc being a good case in point, anyone who read up on the mistakes and failed technology will understand.

If you have a 20 inch reach and the other guy has an 80 inch reach in a boxing match, and it takes you hours
to move inches towards him, who will win?

The one with the most crayons ?