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bodil
07 Dec 16 01:09
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Maybe an apology is due.  I thought you were an avatar of Ichabod Peabrain - but I see you lack his (incredibly bizarre and warped) standards - perhaps you've had a software update?  Anyhow, you've still managed to capture that uniquely creepy quality of his posts.  So, if you're not him, who are you that I managed to insult in the past?  It's a crowded room.
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Report Culvin December 7, 2016 1:34 AM GMT
Please tell me about the uncanny valley.I'm All Ears.
Report Culvin December 7, 2016 1:37 AM GMT
I'm still All Ears...
Report bodil December 7, 2016 1:40 AM GMT
A good AI response. It's to do with AIs approaching human qualities. They are fine as they become more humanlike until a sense of unease hits the humans (the uncanny valley) before disappearing as they become near indistinguishable.

In short, your posts are odd. You're in the valley.
Report Culvin December 7, 2016 1:44 AM GMT
Thank you for finally answering me.In my opinion,I.i think that we are all in our own little valley.
Report bodil December 7, 2016 1:49 AM GMT
We are all autistic, AIs or crazy in our own way, I suppose. 

Time to sleep.
Report Culvin December 7, 2016 1:51 AM GMT
The Valley that I find myself in at the moment is rather beautiful and I'm happy to remain here for the time being but only a short time ago if did find myself lost and alone in a very dark valley indeed.
Report Culvin December 7, 2016 1:54 AM GMT
Yes,time for myself to sleep too.It was good talking to you.Goodnight!
Report Johnny_Mustang December 7, 2016 7:22 AM GMT
Grooming thread.
Report STUDYFORM December 7, 2016 8:09 AM GMT

Dec 7, 2016 -- 7:22AM, Johnny_Mustang wrote:


Grooming thread.


LaughLaughLaugh

Report Culvin December 7, 2016 10:12 AM GMT
I would gladly hire Johnny to make me laugh because he almost always tickles my little toes.So i ask you Johnny "Are you open to being hired?" I can't pay you very much but i'll lovingly invite you into the warmest room of my home and i will also very gladly pour you as many EggNogs as you wish to drink.Grin
Report Johnny_Mustang December 7, 2016 10:15 AM GMT
Feck me, it IS a grooming thread.
Report Culvin December 7, 2016 10:18 AM GMT
And before you bang on my big knocker or ring my little bell,please be sure your knocking on the right door.Here is a reminder for you.
Report Culvin December 7, 2016 10:22 AM GMT
Oh Johnny,i hope i haven't frightened you a teenie little bit because i don't want to put the willie up you at all.
Report scandanavian_haven December 7, 2016 10:25 AM GMT
Anyone that randomly asks somebody they don't know if they would like to be sent pictures of him giving one of his special Christmas hugs, can be pigeon holed into one of two category's, 1: A wind up merchant, 2) someone who will eventually wind up in an institution of some kind, because that behaviour is just not natural. Grin
Report Johnny_Mustang December 7, 2016 10:33 AM GMT
Agreed. Probably much safer to have a 'hairy bum' competition with Le Tiss than get involved in this kind of stuff.
Report Culvin December 7, 2016 10:36 AM GMT
OH well,Im off to the city now Johnny.If you call at my home while i'm away will you please not bang on my door.I'll happily allow you to bang me later but not while i'm away...Anyway,When i'm in the city,i'll pop into my favourite bar in Liverpool and in there i'll have a beautiful pint of Guinness and i may well find myself thinking and dreaming about my visit in early january to Wexford,MY BEAUTIFUL WEXFORD!
Report Culvin December 7, 2016 10:37 AM GMT
A wind up merchant,ME? NEVER!
Report Culvin December 8, 2016 7:21 AM GMT
@Johnny_Mustang,I have a question for you,it's not about hairy bums,I just wanted to know are you in or are you from Wexford,by any chance?
Report Makybe_Diva January 10, 2017 9:14 AM GMT
Culvin hasn't posted since 5th Jan. Seems very strange don't you think?
Report Callisto-moon January 10, 2017 9:25 AM GMT
Prob struggling to get the Xmas lights down.
Report Makybe_Diva January 10, 2017 9:30 AM GMT
Could be!
Report DIE LINKE January 10, 2017 10:09 AM GMT
I've had plenty of arguments in the early hours that end up with both of us in bed, but never with another bloke.
Report TheChaser January 10, 2017 10:12 AM GMT
Too busy playing COXY
Report Makybe_Diva January 10, 2017 10:36 AM GMT
I did wonder that, Chaser.
Report TheChaser January 10, 2017 10:50 AM GMT
Crags banned , i Said maube little Culvin pretending to be on holiday got him banned , next day i get banned and Culvinavtor comes on and replies to one of my posts Grin Like he never knew i was banned.

Coincidence ?
Report TheChaser January 10, 2017 10:50 AM GMT
Maybe*
Report TheChaser January 10, 2017 11:06 AM GMT
There could be 2 reporters

On Left one Right

2 people taking down the forum Shocked
Report TheChaser January 10, 2017 11:12 AM GMT
The UK was a much more compassionate country two decades ago than it is now, with the tone of public conversation “dragged horribly to the right” by divisive figures such as Nigel Farage, the writer of a new BBC drama inspired by PJ Harvey’s Kosovan notebooks has said.

Monday the 9th Laugh i think Pj Harvey listeners have been reading the Betfair comments on the video

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jan/09/uk-has-grown-much-less-caring-says-writer-of-play-inspired-by-pj-harvey
Report The Leopard January 10, 2017 11:48 AM GMT
Hmmmm, yeah, tone it down Topsy Kretts (Cmat) Laugh

On Kosovo Field, a five-part drama that will air on Radio 4 over the course of a week from Monday, features unreleased song demos from the double Mercuryprize winner.

Fin Kennedy’s story grew out of the body of work Harvey created on and after a journey to Kosovo, Afghanistan and Washington DC that formed part of her research for her latest album The Hope Six Demolition Project and her book of poetry The Hollow Of The Hand. It centres on two Manchester-based siblings – played by Michelle Keegan and Nico Mirallegro – who return to Kosovo, from where they were evacuated during the conflict in 1999, in the hope of finding out what happened to their parents after a mass grave is discovered close to their native village.
Report Culvin January 10, 2017 5:31 PM GMT
@Makybe_Diva,"Culvin hasn't posted since 5th Jan"..I read the forum almost every day but I don't always post here if I've nothing to say.Also,since i returned from visiting Glasgow I've been on a bit of a downer.
Report Charlie January 10, 2017 7:07 PM GMT
Come on Culvin chin up. Where's the newly found confidence and optimism gone? Being miserable wont make you feel better.
Report Makybe_Diva January 10, 2017 7:39 PM GMT
I agree with Charlie.

I think, Culvin, your expectations of Christmas were to high. So now, like many people you are feeling a bit down.

Cheer up,it will soon be Spring!
Report TheChaser January 10, 2017 8:21 PM GMT
https://en-gb.facebook.com/PaulJosephWatson/videos/1486088714751944/?hc_ref=PAGES_TIMELINE

Culvin you are not alone January is most depresson month and like Maka says it's just after xmas and it's now just a little memory
Report TheChaser January 10, 2017 8:32 PM GMT
January – the struggle is real.
You’re skint, payday seems further away than ever and you’re staring down the barrel of three weeks of social hibernation. Summer is months away, the weather is miserable and Christmas already seems like a distant memory.
Report akabula January 10, 2017 8:40 PM GMT
Culvin
Please tell me about the uncanny valley.I'm All Ears


Report TheChaser January 10, 2017 8:43 PM GMT
Laugh

Explain to him

Report Makybe_Diva January 10, 2017 9:04 PM GMT
*too Shocked
Report Makybe_Diva January 10, 2017 9:07 PM GMT
Laugh
Report Shrewd_dude January 10, 2017 9:40 PM GMT
How was solo camping In Loch Lomond out of interest?
Report TheChaser January 10, 2017 10:22 PM GMT
COLD i would think
Report The Leopard January 10, 2017 10:37 PM GMT
Culvin has not acknowledged any of the banning, like it never happen, which is very weird. !
Report The Leopard January 10, 2017 10:38 PM GMT
*Bannings
Report Capt__F January 10, 2017 10:39 PM GMT
not a real word
Report TheChaser January 10, 2017 10:41 PM GMT
He did on a thread deleted he said something like i ain't responsible for the CULL hehe
Report Shrewd_dude January 10, 2017 11:54 PM GMT
COLD i would think

No way some scouser goes solo camping in January at Loch Lomond for a holiday.
Report Culvin January 11, 2017 12:04 AM GMT
Apart from one person i'm disappointed over the bannings.Why has it happened?
Report Culvin January 11, 2017 12:06 AM GMT
It was not that cold a week ago in Loch Lomond.It was colder in Liverpool
Report Culvin January 11, 2017 12:20 AM GMT
I intended to camp for just the one night somewhere around the Loch but I changed my mind after being told by a gamekeeper? that all the land around it belonged to the sheriff.After being there and in Balloch for 10 hours or so I then returned to Glasgow.
Report Shrewd_dude January 11, 2017 12:21 AM GMT
How was it then?
Report Shrewd_dude January 11, 2017 12:21 AM GMT
The Sheriff? Grin
Report TheChaser January 11, 2017 12:23 AM GMT
Must have a good tent
Report TheChaser January 11, 2017 12:23 AM GMT
Where you cam in Glasgow ?
Report Culvin January 11, 2017 12:24 AM GMT
Yeah,the sheriff.That's what the fella said to me
Report Culvin January 11, 2017 12:26 AM GMT
Camping in Glasgow.LaughNo,I don't think so,mate
Report Shrewd_dude January 11, 2017 12:27 AM GMT
Either taking the piss or very naive to go up to Loch Lomond to camp on your own in January when you get about 6 hours of day light, pissing rain and a daily quagmire at that time. Did you drive?
Report akabula January 11, 2017 12:27 AM GMT
Did you shoot him? If no who did?
Report akabula January 11, 2017 12:27 AM GMT
Where did you stay in Glasgow Culvin?
Report TheChaser January 11, 2017 12:38 AM GMT
If he camped near me his tent would be blown away as fences and huts are getting wind swepped

He must have hardy pegs for that tent
Report TheChaser January 11, 2017 12:39 AM GMT
Take picture of tent Grin
Report Culvin January 11, 2017 12:40 AM GMT
It's a bit of a long story but I don't think I slept more than an hour while I was in Scotland.I was there 3 days and on the third day I don't think I've ever been as tired in all my life.When I was in Glasgow I was walking around with a heavy backpack and I felt like a zombie.
Report Shrewd_dude January 11, 2017 12:43 AM GMT
We have all the time in the world Culvin and you seem like a chatty sort.
Report TheChaser January 11, 2017 12:43 AM GMT
Lucky you never got mugged
Report TheChaser January 11, 2017 12:44 AM GMT
yep i'm going nowhere fill us in it it will be fun
Report Culvin January 11, 2017 12:47 AM GMT
@Shrewd_dude..."Either taking the piss or very naive".I'd agree with you,i was naive.
Report Shrewd_dude January 11, 2017 12:53 AM GMT
If you are being sincere Loch Lomond and other places nearby are great to visit but not in January in a tent. It's a bit like me, Chaser or Aka saying we went down to Liverpool with a Rolex and gold chain on the late train to spend the night in the city and get the morning train back.
Report TheChaser January 11, 2017 12:58 AM GMT
Laugh

and strolled about the city centre with a back pack on

he never even got mugged left with £80 came home with £150

culvin are you the naked rambler ?
Report Culvin January 11, 2017 1:00 AM GMT
akabula..I didn't stay anywhere in Glasgow.I slept,as it where,leaning up against a wall near Buchanan bus station and on the other night I litrerally slept as i walked the streets.I had money but I was desperate not to squander it by staying in a hotel.
Report TheChaser January 11, 2017 1:02 AM GMT
What did you plan to do in Glasgow or was it just enter and see how it goes
Report Shrewd_dude January 11, 2017 1:02 AM GMT
,leaning up against a wall near Buchanan bus station = Didn't get mugged because the muggers preferred to bum him.
Report TheChaser January 11, 2017 1:03 AM GMT
That explains the extra cash
Report akabula January 11, 2017 1:09 AM GMT
Is your real name Jakey?
Report TheChaser January 11, 2017 1:20 AM GMT
jakey bar stew
Report The Leopard January 11, 2017 1:28 AM GMT
LaughLaughLaugh


Good stuff Culvin....we need more details
Report TheChaser January 11, 2017 1:30 AM GMT
He's drip feeding us

Part 2 Tomorrow
Report Shrewd_dude January 11, 2017 1:31 AM GMT
Johnny_Mustang 07 Dec 16 07:22 Joined: 18 Feb 07 | Topic/replies: 10,295 | Blogger: Johnny_Mustang's blog
Grooming thread.


Good foresight.
Report akabula January 11, 2017 1:43 AM GMT
leaning up against a wall near Buchanan bus station

Did the police not give you a nudge and tell you to get on yer way.
TBH Culvin I doubt the natives wouldn't have taken a passing interest in you.
Even the great Rab C always found a place to get his head down
Report TheChaser January 11, 2017 1:53 AM GMT
I had to hang about queen street one night as missed last train home after a night in Glasgow a few year back you can't even get in because the feckers shut it all down now.Just needed a bench ffs but they open it up like a shop Laugh
Report TheChaser January 11, 2017 1:57 AM GMT
More than once tbh another time i tried to taxi it but not enough cash on me and he wasn't into driving me home to pay on delivery Grin
Report akabula January 11, 2017 2:06 AM GMT
On a camping trip at Callander in the 60s we got flooded out.
Was a railway their at that time and we spent the night in a carriage.
Wee railway guy in the morning demanding our names and addresses as he was reporting us. Laugh
Report Makybe_Diva January 11, 2017 8:22 AM GMT
Why has the post before my 21.07 post of yesterday been removed? It was a picture, nothing wrong with it all.
Report TheChaser January 11, 2017 8:57 AM GMT

akabula 11 Jan 17 02:06 Joined: 13 Mar 08 | Topic/replies: 23,748 | Blogger: akabula's blog
On a camping trip at Callander in the 60s we got flooded out.
Was a railway their at that time and we spent the night in a carriage.
Wee railway guy in the morning demanding our names and addresses as he was reporting us. Laugh



Wee jobsworth on the job on the railway i take it  Grin

What was the picture ? maka
Report TheChaser January 11, 2017 8:58 AM GMT
Oh the grammar one ?

Maybe because the S word ?
Report TheChaser January 11, 2017 8:58 AM GMT
Looks like someone REPORTING
Report Makybe_Diva January 11, 2017 9:02 AM GMT
If someone reported that, then we have no hope at all.
Report TheChaser January 11, 2017 9:14 AM GMT
Was just about to say that it's beyond a joke that

Maybe the MODS are sick of the workload and just hitting delete without checking.If someone is reporting everything i can't see them checking all the posts and will just delete instead of checking to save work.



I tried to upload a picture of a red button saying report and it never even got passed the mods Laugh
Report TheChaser January 11, 2017 9:15 AM GMT
Maybe the MODS are full time now
Report TheChaser January 11, 2017 9:18 AM GMT
I have more posts removed on the Gay marriage thread also from last night
Report TheChaser January 12, 2017 8:21 PM GMT
How's it going Culv
Report Coachbuster January 12, 2017 8:25 PM GMT
Culvin is one of the greats on here
Report akabula January 12, 2017 8:26 PM GMT
Hate abbreviated names like that Chaser.
Show some respect, it's CULLvin. Wink
Report TheChaser January 12, 2017 8:49 PM GMT
CULLvinCoolGrin

Culvinator how about that ?
Report TheChaser January 12, 2017 8:50 PM GMT
coach we know

we just want part 2 of his trip to Glasgow where he walked for 3 days and only rested against a bus station to shut his eyes for a rest Grin
Report Coachbuster January 12, 2017 9:05 PM GMT
he was tired out from the camping excursion - i would have been
Report Coachbuster January 12, 2017 9:05 PM GMT
chased around a field by a gamekeeper
Report akabula January 12, 2017 9:16 PM GMT
Yea Culvinator Laugh, I like that.
But methinks he's disappeared after realising we didn't buy his Scottish safari story.
Report TheChaser January 12, 2017 11:37 PM GMT
Laugh

He said he got chased with the Sheriff of Loch Lomond Laugh


AKA part 2 will come i think we just need to be patient
Report Culvin January 13, 2017 12:00 AM GMT
You lads love taking the wee wee don't yer? Oh well it's all a bit of fun so that's OK by me...I dont think you believe a word I say,do you?...
Report TheChaser January 13, 2017 12:07 AM GMT
I do i can imagined you hiking about Glasgow with a big rucksack on

AKA show culvinator the picture you have of Glasgow new year revellers
Report akabula January 13, 2017 12:17 AM GMT
Report TheChaser January 13, 2017 12:39 AM GMT
Laugh


They where all dancing Culv was walking about with backpack

Come on CULVIE let us know the rest of the story
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