"I coulda been a contender"...

insanity runs in my family. it practically gallops.

Made it Ma, Top of the world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmg3LHDstRw

I may as well get thissa one outta the way before the non-thinkers appear..

"We're gonna need a bigga bote"

Ooops, Donny's already ere..

I always thought it would be better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody.

Mr Ripley was an excellent film

don't knock masturbation.  It's sex with
someone I love.

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning" - The great Bobby Duvall


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPT3RFTpSUw

"Sometimes I wish I had never met you. Because then I could go to sleep at night not knowing there was someone like you out there"

I'd better not post anymore of the genius below or it will run into pages..


"I got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it".


"You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend nose"

They was giving me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot! The next woman takes me on's gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars!

My fave from that classic is.....

"Juicy fruit?"

the chief

Never laughed so much in my life at two words. Well i've never been married soooooooo

What is that.. one bustard goes in... and two come out.

the good the bad and the ugly.

Gal: No!
Don: Yes!
Gal: No!
Don: Yes!
Gal: No!
Don: Fat coont!
Gal: No, No, No!
Don: Yes, Yes, Yes!

"Hell, the fall'll kill yer"

not many people know it, but the fuhrer was a terrific dancer.

"Of all the gin joints in all the freds in all the world, crabs walks into mine"...

You Sexy Beast x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izuGqIi_-vc

I like being famous and having an 80 yr old stalker..

sometimes I sing and dance around the house in my underwear. doesn't make me madonna.

Miss Crail : Is your handwriting legible ?
Alex Leamus : Except at weekends

Leamus : I reserve the right to be ignorant
                That's the western way of life

Leamus : Mundt was a Nazi, wasn't he ?
Fielder : He was a member of the Hitler youth...
              as a boy
Leamus : Now he's a grown up communist

Leamus : She offered me free love
                At the time that was all I could afford.

Its not my type of film at all but i always remember a line from a 1942 film,Now Voyager.If memory serves,Bette Davies says to Paul Henried "Don't lets ask for the moon when we have the stars"

A bit obscure perhaps (when compared to the classic quotes), but this one stuck in my mind when I watched the film a few years ago:

"Go milk a duck!"

from an Alan Ladd film, "This Gun For Hire"

Danny DeVito...

"She can't talk to you now she's sucking my d1ck"  "I love wrong numbers"

(probably a bit dated now with caller display and all but was funny at the time)