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insanity runs in my family. it practically gallops.
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Made it Ma, Top of the world.
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I may as well get thissa one outta the way before the non-thinkers appear..
"We're gonna need a bigga bote" |
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Ooops, Donny's already ere..
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I always thought it would be better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody.
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Mr Ripley was an excellent film
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don't knock masturbation. It's sex with
someone I love. |
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"I love the smell of napalm in the morning" - The great Bobby Duvall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPT3RFTpSUw |
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"Sometimes I wish I had never met you. Because then I could go to sleep at night not knowing there was someone like you out there"
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I'd better not post anymore of the genius below or it will run into pages..
"I got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it". "You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend nose" |
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They was giving me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot! The next woman takes me on's gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars!
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My fave from that classic is.....
"Juicy fruit?" |
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the chief
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Never laughed so much in my life at two words. Well i've never been married soooooooo
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What is that.. one bustard goes in... and two come out.
the good the bad and the ugly. |
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Gal: No!
Don: Yes! Gal: No! Don: Yes! Gal: No! Don: Fat coont! Gal: No, No, No! Don: Yes, Yes, Yes! |
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"Hell, the fall'll kill yer"
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not many people know it, but the fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
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"Of all the gin joints in all the freds in all the world, crabs walks into mine"...
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You Sexy Beast x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izuGqIi_-vc |
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I like being famous and having an 80 yr old stalker..
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sometimes I sing and dance around the house in my underwear. doesn't make me madonna.
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Miss Crail : Is your handwriting legible ?
Alex Leamus : Except at weekends Leamus : I reserve the right to be ignorant That's the western way of life Leamus : Mundt was a Nazi, wasn't he ? Fielder : He was a member of the Hitler youth... as a boy Leamus : Now he's a grown up communist Leamus : She offered me free love At the time that was all I could afford. |
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Its not my type of film at all but i always remember a line from a 1942 film,Now Voyager.If memory serves,Bette Davies says to Paul Henried "Don't lets ask for the moon when we have the stars"
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A bit obscure perhaps (when compared to the classic quotes), but this one stuck in my mind when I watched the film a few years ago:
"Go milk a duck!" from an Alan Ladd film, "This Gun For Hire" |
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Danny DeVito...
"She can't talk to you now she's sucking my d1ck" "I love wrong numbers" (probably a bit dated now with caller display and all but was funny at the time) |