Anyone want to see a pic of my front door?

If anyone here finds themselves lost in Liverpool this december month,then look out for this front door and if you find it then ring my bell and i'll welcome you in and i'll be more than happy to offer you an EggNog.

you certainly have an artistic flair are you related to John Lennon?

I was actually born in the same hospital as the great johnny.Oxford Street in Liverpool.

I'm also a johnny myself.Culvin is neither my first name or my surname.I use that name to acknowledge my relative who had that name and who was gassed in the first world war.

I had a feeling you could be a Johnny

That looks very festive, Culvin

post a pic of ya back door


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MARVELLOUS DOOR FRONTY!

Delta

See the little spy hole you have to hide from relatives it won't work with all the glass and bright lights

Only been a forumite for a few months and already posting pics of your front door.

You do know that forumites are a peculiar bunch (not me) and you'll now be having:

1. elderly and confused carol singers

2. elderly and confused men calling and wanting to go dogging with you and Mrs C

3. elderly and confused "tipsters" selling a scheme that can't lose.

My advice is either paint the door or move.

Can't paint it without the Scouser Councils permission

@Delta.No,i don't think i'll be posting a pic of my back door because i think that just may excite crags a little too much and we wouldn't want that now,would be.

@mememe.Very Good.I need some good laughs after the last couple of days ive had...THANK YOU! mememe

Only been a forumite for a few months and already posting pics of your front door.



He was invited people up to Liverpool for Christmas Lunch last week

@TheChaser.I used to live in Liverpool but i don't live there now.I now live in a place just outside it called Huyton.

Is it a chitchat rule that you have to be a forumite for 10 years or something before you can post pics of your own front door?..I say that we should all post pics of our own front doors.Come on,we can do this,who's with me.You have nothing to lose but your chains.

@TheChaser.I used to live in Liverpool but i don't live there now.I now live in a place just outside it called Huyton.



By any chance did you used to go by the forum username........Revelz ?


http://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/23852502/would-anyone-in-huyton?post_id=548845851#548845851



He liked to invited people around to his house as well

OH,Burton you are A BLOODY CRACKER!

@scandanavian_haven.Please believe me when i say that i absolutely don't tell any fibbies here...I don't know anything about Revelz.

@scanadanavia_haven.Regarding the house invitation,i take it then that you never went around to his house.

front door reminded me of amsterdam

Amsterdam,,,Well,well,well,i'm Flabbergasted

Hi xmoneyx,I'd really love to visit the wonderful city of Amsterdam so i wish you were right.

Culvin is definitely not revelz. That is easy to see.

Some peep on here always saying things like that Diva.
Don't know whats wrong with them.
think they think it makes them look clever or something.

cheer up aka

In fairness we've never had a front door thread that contains something flabbergasted

he's certainly a character whoever he was

I'd love to say his wife has a quare set of knockers but she hasn't

Puerile thread

Culvin,
Now you've overcome your shyness by posting a pic of your door, how about a pic of a couple of your windows? Tastefully done in the name of art, of course.

Maybe, just maybe, a full frontal of the whole house (blur any recognisable features such as knockers)

Ignore Facts, he's jealous - only got a campervan, they say.

Eh,Facts,don't you ever stop feeling so bloody superior here.Can i tell you what i think of you,i think you're a bloody snob who probably wishes you were a Lord.The thread is just a bit of fun.I'm not trying to change the freaking world you serious little bore.

OK,mememe,i'll take you up on that.I'll post pics,just for you,of my windows tomorrow,but i'm definitely not showing you my knockers or my wifes.[If i had one]

Errr .. that looks like it should be overlooking a canal in a certain area of Amsterdam!

Whatever rings your bell Culvin

I've just bumped the Huyton thread over on the football forum.

And I don't wish to be indelicate but tinsel and red lights are SO last century.

If he stood behind it in suspenders, he might be able to afford that best christmas ever

@Johnny_Mustang.You alwaysmake me laugh.THANKS!

@Just Checking."If he stood behind it in suspenders"..Should I also be showing my door knocker too because I've got a lovely looking one.

I assume the red signifies Liverpool & not Devil worship , Culvin

Hi Mc,Yes you would be correct in that assumption.Actually,I myself don't really support LFC anymore because I have absolutely no time for the premier league but my dad,85 years young,still loves his footie and it was he who made sure I decorated the door in red.Many years ago at Xmas time,he had a pic on our front door of Bill Shankly dressed as Father Christmas.

The whole team were playing Father Christmas today when they gifted the Boro that victory.

I said to my twin brother today "Game over" when he told me it was 2.0 for L,pool and he always hates me saying that because he says i have an uncanny knack for putting the mockers on them and today it was seemingly once again apparently proved.
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Mirrors can be confusing.

Nice 1 mate
I was a Liverpool fan as a kid , Kenny Dagleish , Ian Rush era
Visited the stadium (that area was rough) had all their signatures in a club book (which I threw away)
even had a pet hamster named Sammy Lee the fat little ginger ball looked just like him
sadly he died when I forgot to feed him
RIP LFC

Mc Moonbeam,Thats a Great post,mate.It's very,very relevant to myself regarding LFC.

@ Leopard

@ Monnbeam for forgetting to feed his hamster!

Will you be seeing your family over Christmas, Culvin?

How long do you forget for before it dies?

even had a pet hamster named Sammy Lee the fat little ginger ball looked just like him Laugh
sadly he died when I forgot to feed him Sad

Why were you feeding Sammy Lee in the first place?
Couldn't he get his own pies?

No ,that was the Problem

He ate all the Pies

In my defence Diva , I started out giving him a Full bowl of food but he'd literally STUFF HIS POUCHES to Bursting Point

I never liked this fact so started giving him a bit less but more often but he'd still do the same

It was a Saturday afternoon but he'd probably only gone the Friday with no food , but maybe lack of water as he'd drunk all that too !

Very strange little creatures , never wanted another one , but we gave him a Proper send off , buried in a black After eights Mint Box in the garden

I imagine it was the lack of water with all that food in his pouches that caused his death.

Still bad hamster management I would say, but nice touch burying him in an After Eight Mints box.

RIP Sammy Lee

@Makybe_Diva."Will you be seeing your family over Christmas,Culvin?" YES! My Friend Diva i most certainly will and they will be receiving from myself,every Jack and Jill of them,MANY,MANY SPECIAL CHRISTMAS HUGS.I do love giving my hugs.If you would like to see a private pic of myself giving 'a special friend' a special hug then i will try to send it you by PM.

No need.

lmao

Oh deer.
Chavman on the racing forum collects such pics culvin maybe hunt him down.

@Calllisto-moon,I'm afraid chavman would be most disappointed because it's not the type of pic you say he collects.It's a funny and perfectly innocent photograph.

Hopefully, even those of you who are a bit on the slow side, are now beginning to see what this chump is all about?

If photo stalking is such a thing ... the forum should start posting lots of pictures of interestng manhole covers and Corbyn would be on here in a flash.
Then he'd see our opinion of him (and Flabbott) and get it shut down. So .. dont!

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