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Kenny - what, the unfunny one...???? Yes Vel, the one with the wig. It was in the famous Nig Nog reviews. |
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Second year without Mum and Dad, everyone is coming to Dulwich for a big Christmas party. It should be a great day and one of rememberance and much love, a few tears no doubt will be shed and massive ructions on the traditional game of Monopoly of course but that's always a given.
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crags 01 Dec 16 18:16 Joined: 06 May 10 | Topic/replies: 9,631 | Blogger: crags's blog
What about when the pretendy relatives came round, Culvin, did you not bother to get out of your wank pit to open the door? Not very Christmassy of you His relatives obviously had dinner with the family and he locked himself in the attic as his dad was gonna smash his brains in for tanning his bottle of perry. |
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Thank All for the helpful comments and also Big Thanks for the many funny comments here also...i'll be able to give replys later tonight when ive returned from my International Friends meetup group meeting.
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Come along Burton theres more hanky panky goes on in small rural villages , and don't forget the sheep either
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Culvin, I can see what crags is saying to a point, you have to be the most pleasant poster on here, maybe too pleasant, and your last sentence..i'll be able to give replys later tonight when ive returned from my International Friends meetup group meeting. sounds like a wind up
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Petition for Maykbe Diva to do the decent thing and invite Culvin around for Xmas dinner.
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Culvin said he was going to meetings a while back the part i think is funny is he thinks after 3 weeks work he is a grafter
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@scandanavian_haven,I'm not pleasant to everyone here,i'm most certainly not pleasant to crags but to everyone else here I'm fine.I've tried being friendly with crags but he doesn't want to know because I think he thinks that I'm some sort of a troll or a fraud or a wind up merchant or a whatever,whatever.You only have my word for it but i'm absolutely none of those things.
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@akabula,The beauty from Budapest?akabula,no word of a lie mate but she contacted me tonight and I'm very happy about that because I've not heard or seen anything of her since I saw her for the first time on Nov 5th.Even though I only spoke to her for 15 mins or so and it was almost a month ago,I think about her all the time.I feel I'm in love with her.
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@Johnny_Mustang,"How embarrassing.Trifle is SO last century"..
Thanks Johnny,I can always rely on you to give me a good laugh. |
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@saddo,"I'm wondering what happened to the relatives who were expecting a dinner when he went back to bed for the day"..No,my relatives were not expecting a dinner,they turned up to leave Xmas presents for myself,my brother and my father and sometime while I was in my p1ssed miserable sleep,that's what they did.
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@scandanavian_haven,Yes,I agree that my comment about international friends does sound a bit like a wind up but it's true,mate.6 Months ago to try and confront social anxiety,i joined some meet up groups,one of which is Int,friends
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@Foinavon,"This year,why not pop over to Amsterdam and have a good time"..I'll be working at the Hospital on Christmas day but I don't really mind because I'll be off for almost 5 days after that.As a consequence of my being affected by social anxiety for many,many years,I've never been abroad,not even to France.But,I think i've made progress in confronting myself and with that in mind I now intend to visit many Wonderful and exciting places.There are so many places I would like to visit.Places like Hungary,Russia,Romania,Serbia,Australia,Canada,..so many places
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That will involve flying. Not good.
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You want to get out more.
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Flown all over the world on business Johnny. Just never liked flying though.
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I didn't mean you Facts, it was for the OP.
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Don't mind the flying, but them mussies have made the pre-flight experience horrendous these days and I fly less.
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Culvin seems a good addition to the forum ranks imo...
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Facts has a flight simulator at home (nap)
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Lucky to fly one time from NY to London on Concorde. That was an experience of a lifetime
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Culvin - Welcome - you are one of the best for sure.
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Xmass is Shyte HTH
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More commercialised every year. Dreadful.
Too much of everything you don't need, bought by too many people who can't afford it. |
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Best Christmas EVER
I'll be working at the Hospital on Christmas day You must love your work |
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He's certainly got a few people fooled and this needy numpty is getting the attention he craves... only on chit chat.
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He got over his anxiety by going to international meet ups must have popped a good few benzos beforehand
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Christmas is a disgrace. Channel 4 news is going to be running a series of programs about the work conditions of the Elves in Santa's Sweat Shop.
Well it's not really a sweat shop in the literal sense, as it's at the north pole and the tramp in red pyjamas won't even put the heating on. |
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No betting is a very bad day
But it's great fun the family all gather round a table where no one really talks just pull crackers and everyone thinks its sh1t.All sat on different sized seats then get bladdered then a fight will break out at some point sleep it off and then we have boxing day where i can leave town faster than lightening to get back to my ranch to get on with life and bets ![]() |
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Culvin i say you start drinking Xmas eve i find this is better as the relatives will go faster if you are out the game
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Culvin could make a fortune advising people how to cure their social anxiety. Just a short while ago he couldn't even face his own relatives, but look at him now! Gallivanting all over the place and asking total strangers if they'd like to meet him in Liverpool.. It's a miracle cure!
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Exactly Crags if he is cured this easily all by himself then can he not share his secrets to the many sufferers in the UK alone he would be an Ambassador for mental health and the USA would take notice.
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Gallivanting *
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Mind you Peter Andre has social anxiety he says
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It is lovely to relax over Christmas, but that presupposes a preceding strain or effort? culvin is a grafter and deserves the best Christmas.
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it's possible culvin has an inexplicable fear of receiving presents, and that's why he couldn't face his relatives.
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Because he never gave any out he feels ashamed to receive now he is 35 and only just got his first job
I mean the lads grafting 3 weeks FFS this Christmas is going to be EPIC for him as people would say now Just hope he drives as he won't make his shift on the best Christmas ever on public transport |
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Last Christmas two thin little voices made themselves heard through our front door. I went to open it hearing the Christmas carols. I looked at them and then said rarther harshly "What do you want ?"
then the little girl started crying. Mother who was staying with us over Christmas came to the door and sent me away, and gave the children little presents I felt bad that I had been so rude at christmastime |