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Good luck Culvin, go easy on the booze, it's a depressant.
This year, why not pop over to Amsterdam and have a good time, forget the relatives. ![]() |
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Best of luck,...equilibrium,slow and steady wins the..etc etc,i wish you well.
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Remember its only a day. Soon be Boxing Day!
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I can guarantee mine will be
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How embarrassing. Trifle is SO last century.
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trifle is eternal JM
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OP happy for once it seems let the boy be Mustang you bell end
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Culvin how did you get on with the date ye were after?
She come across? |
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Culvin
Drank sherry meant for trifle, then threw up ! How old are you - 15 ? |
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maybe just stop drinking your way thru holidays? then you might remember them.
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I hope that you didn't give Santa some of that cheap sherry.
No wonder you have a miserable Christmas and no pressies. TIP ... 2 weeks before Christmas this year, send Santa a letter asking for a great present and [i]at the same time[/i] send me £100. You'll have the best Christmas ever, trust me - I've been a forumite for years, you know it makes sense. |
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WTF ... should be bold AND italics
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I'm wondering what happened to the relatives who were expecting a dinner when he went back to bed for the day.
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Culvin may well be Doh Wah Diddy reincrnated.
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It's funny you should say that Ozy. I would never have thought it myself, but a very well respected, 17 times banned forumite who I am still in contact with, thinks the same.
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That cheap sherry Christmas seems perfectly acceptable as long as you had access to Morecambe and Wise.
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Vel. As well as having a photo of young David Hockney, I can declare that my sister was on stage with a very young Ernie Wiseman.
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he told me the same KM but I can't see it myself
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Culvin - sounds like a regular Christmas to be fair
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Well BB, Culvin lives, I think in Liverpool, or at least he was trying to organise a night out there a month ago. Can't remember where Do Wah was from. Manchester rings a bell.
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Salford, near Scotland if you live in the Sarf
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Kenny - what, the unfunny one...????
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yes it was in the slums of Manchester way
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The slums of Manchester ? there are no slums in my hometown
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Think DO WAH was from Levenshulme that's on the way to Stockport from Picadilly
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never understood fascination with the poster that typed in capitals and didn't find him funny, innocent and vulnerable yes but didn't make me laugh, then again I've never understood the appeal of alan partridge but apparently he is a comedy God.
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anx I've been to Manchester it's a cesspit full of druggies and ****s
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Bit like Jeremy Corbyn ... what's not to like?
lefties love him conservatives love him surely the most loved politician we have had (although Michael Foot was also much loved by the Conservatives, and Neil Kinnock was) ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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BBC moved themselves up to Manchester because it was cheap, or they couldn't afford London.
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anx this is a true story. Went on a coach trip to Old Trafford with some of my divvy mates for a laugh. We went to the city centre first for some beers, the driver dropped us at some NCP car park and off we trotted to the first pub. We all piled in and ordered the beers and crowded around the tv's watching pool, this Manc went and tried to chat up one of our lads, we had walked into a pub full of bandits. We left there straight away and went to go to another one a couple of 100 yds up the road, as we approached (this was around 13.00 broad daylight!!!) a brass came out with no top on just a small bra and her jugs hanging out touting for business. FFS some place
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I'm from a small village anx, I'd never been exposed to filth and degradation like that.
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Did you have to go back to check it was real
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not funny you try knocking a pint straight back without blinking and your buttocks clenched
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When i was down in the summer a guy came up to me and a few others and asked if we wanted any drugs which he said where up his rectum so we would have to go round the corner.He looked like he had not washed for weeks but after a no he toddled off.
A homeless Irish guy asked us for enough to get a sandwich and my brother said no sure you want a drink he got us in the shop and ended up buying him a few fosters and the guy goes it's ok with the sandwich i don't eat when i drink ![]() |
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my brother said sure you*
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Before anyone says fosters is p1sh it was the Irish guy who picked them
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