How fecking cold is it? I've had to...

hot water bottle

She was never that hot

True.

Toooooo slow xmoney

Fine here in London (as always). You lot can keep your mug weather.

Soft northern monkeys.

Good job Johnny, half the residents expect it to be hot all year.

the frost can't survive in London as the pollution batters it.

Cold yes but glad the wind is modest; f'kin hate the wind chill when getting a smoke in

left the house at 4.45 this morning ..fcuk me it was cold then

Anyone would think it's winter,ffs.

The average coldest months in the UK are typically January and February. We're not in December yet (albeit a little close) so yes, it could be said it is cold Roque

Weather forecast is the inverse of normal. Minus temperatures in wales and the south west, and 9'C in Glasgow!

The deep fat fryers must be on full with the doors open.

could be simple cloud cover JC keeping them up in Glas

-4 in Cheshire at 6,00am

Was a bit cold in bed during the night. Checked the duvet today and realised I still had the 4.5tog summer one on.Attached the 9tog to it now, so looking forward to a nice toasty kip tonight.

It is cold here on The Wash. Frost every night this week so far.

I've just got back from Newcastle g2d, after breakfast I went to get a newspaper. A bloke walking in front of me was wearing shorts and he was no jogger judging by the size of his belly. I was wearing a ski jacket, it was about minus 2! I do love the Geordies, I'm going back again in January for a few days.

A bloke walking in front of me was wearing shorts and he was no jogger judging by the size of his belly. I was wearing a ski jacket

there are no coat shops in Geordieland

FACT

because no fcker can afford one

up in scotland we got the heating off and windows open ya ponces

sPRING DAY oop NORTH TODAY , tHE DIVERSE mOB MUST BE sTRUGGLING IN lONDONISTAN

those Syrians in the Highlands must be having second thoughts, still at least the youngsters all had good beards on them.

they will get clothing grants BB

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sPRING DAY oop NORTH TODAY , tHE DIVERSE mOB MUST BE sTRUGGLING IN lONDONISTAN LaughLaugh

I've never been so fecking cold in November. Not even at Hexham up in the Antarctic hills.

The hound doesn't know it yet but he's sleeping with me. Should be fun in the morning when he gets prodded with a bald-headed yogurt slinger...

heating not going on at chez platini

up in scotland we got the heating off and windows open ya ponces

Spot on Chaser. We had a BBQ in the back garden today.

Welcome to the 21st century. Welcome to free Londonistan 

Nov 30, 2016 -- 10:39PM, TheChaser wrote:

because no fcker can afford oneup in scotland we got the heating off and windows open ya ponces

yep, I was outside in tshirt 2day in aberdeen, not cold at all ffs!!

last few comments from REAL MEN the SCOTS don't even know when it changes from summer to winter and we get another season in between i believe

to me its just another day bbqs , bets


lovely scarfs in that picture would go well with my kilt

23degrees here in Tenerife

it normally is off the coast of Africa padlock 

anyway ,looking at the current temps

11c in Scotland , - 5 in parts of southern England   ,some contrast that one.

anyone else finding the  fangled met office site a mess  ?   prefer the old one ,vrything you needed to know was on one sheet ,now you have to keep going from page to page    twots

"The hound doesn't know it yet but he's sleeping with me. Should be fun in the morning when he gets prodded with a bald-headed yogurt slinger... "

Aberdeen warmer than Barcelona    - which is fairly unusual

BBC weather map I saw 8°c in Scotland and -8°c down in Devon/Somerset

Don't think I've ever seen a 16°c difference between both regions where the north is where it's warmer, it's pretty much always the other way around.

I'm looking at a line of washing in the garden I pegged out on Monday and haven't been able to take down because the pegs have frozen solid to the line. The hedges, plants and lawn covered with a thick layer of white that's been building for 3 days, and freezing fog has just descended.

Welcome to Zummerzet.

Had to pull the dog off the bed to get her out for breakfast and do her business this morning.

"screaming from beneaththewaves • December 1, 2016 10:04 AM GMT
"Had to pull the dog off .."

Forum plumbs new depths of depravity

11c here in Scotland. I had to have a dip in the local river to cool down.

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I'm looking at a line of washing in the garden I pegged out on Monday and haven't been able to take down because the pegs have frozen solid to the line. The hedges, plants and lawn covered with a thick layer of white that's been building for 3 days, and freezing fog has just descended.

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Had to pull the dog off the bed to get her out for breakfast and do her business this morning.


Girlfriend or married?

Aka it's toasting here suns out

Portobello fish and chips

It's cold outside
And the paint's peeling off of my walls
There's a man outside
In a long coat, grey hat, smoking a cigarette

................obviously not in Newcastle

as far as the north/south pattern goes  ,   winter time cold runs from East to West  , northerly latitudes are rarely much colder than Southern .

Isle of Skye will be milder in Winter than Essex or Kent  , likewise the Faroe Islands (62N)  will definately be a lot warmer than Sofia (42N).

after saying that ,the Isle of Skye and Torshavn will have total shyte  12 months a year

https://youtu.be/aRBHUpwgY50?list=FLZVu6Rsf3TycHLle2dLRZoA

It's yer global warming kicking in.

When it thaws we'll be getting some of that acid rain.

Melting ice caps my ar$e.

Donald's right

I just took Muttley for a walk, it can't be more than 2C outside in South East London. I hate the cold.

We are lucky though with the Geographical location.

I wouldn't swap the cold for a place that has Earthquakes, tropical cyclones and the like, and it makes us appreciate the warmth more when it comes and when we go away on holiday.

Beautiful weather the last few days, clear blue skys warm sun through the windows.  Best weather of the year.

I lived in Spain for 10 years, 40C plus in the Summer, I hate the cold.

Thats my point it aint cold in the sun its lovely and warm.

the trouble with the summer ,it has too many annoying features .

annoying Wasps
noise from neigbors when trying to sit/lay outside - esp crazy DIY fanatics
noise from everyone else
sweating
sunburn
slugs eating away the garden
mowing the lawn every week /watering garden every day
too much fat on display
flys when trying to eat food outside  - like where do they come from ? do they hide up ?

yeah,Winter's not that bad

I love winter sun, its one of those life affirming things.

noise from neigbors when trying to sit/lay outside - esp crazy DIY fanatics


Too many of them

Im sure my neighbours house is going to take off one day

cant wait for the snow so country goes in lockdown and i will just go about my business as usual

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Using Yeovilton as an example, seems to get the worst of everything for the South .

typical cool,wet South West summers  and yet  not the mild winters you get elsewhere in the SW . Plenty of cloud too .

Could read Lancashire .

A Yeovil Town supporter yesterday

Beautiful weather the last few days, clear blue skys warm sun through the windows.  Best weather of the year.

That's because you're sat by the radiator in your cell doing 12 months ye coont..

-1 in Yeovil right now

8c everywhere else


what is wrong with that place ? It's like Buxton of the south -    when i drove through there in August it was cold