This 'missing' Cali woman..

After the hubbys píss poor attempt to 'cover up' this morning; i'm going with shagging..

As ye can see, no one gives a fook

i cant be bothered to answer. on the other hand will greenwood's ex mrs .... yes please   

She's worth a dabble; and no surprise she's his ex..

Talking of missing yanks turning up, this must've been pretty gruesome for the granny:
http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/03/grandmother-finds-mummified-body-of-grandson-in-attic-two-years-after-he-went-missing-6298563/

I dunno how ye would ever recover from that. It would be like finding out ye was related to crabs....

I'd never heard the phrase cali much until recently, is it trendy?
There's a pretty good song on the Slash album called "Back to Cali"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZisXBHZzKQ4

Ooh there was an advert for the new J Law film on that, I didn't skip as I normally do.
I don't know what it is about her but I totally love her these days

I'm surprised the granny didn't have a heart attack herself.

There was one a couple years ago where they found a missing guy in a chimney of a neighbouring abandoned property.

They reckon he'd tried to get in for a nosey and got stuck and nobody ever found him or heard his calls. What a way to go ..

I've called it that for a good while but i was knocking about with a girly from there and it's what they call it - sooooo..

anxious says she is a spiv and murdoch is to blame.

She looks like a Fox anchor tbf..

If she was abducted i'll turn gay and bang Riff Clitchard..

She looks like a high maintenance chic, i hope she is telling the truth

She looks like the type that ye wouldn't trust with your brother.

There's a wedding pic of her looking over her hubby's shoulder and ye would swear she was banging the cameraman. (maybe she was)

Husband in on it, looks like more fake news that the left objected too.

Some sick phuckers out there and Cali has more than most..

I think it's the mix of Mehican - Spanish - Native American and drug peddling country rock artists that causes it..

Quick! Barry manilow singing "do it with you" on bbc4. DEAR god. Not all 80s music was classic!

Missed Liberace's dad.

Ended up watching the rest of it though and feel rather old...........

Hi Guinness.

Vroum Vroum Mag runs today.

I know yep. She's got nowt to beat either unless AJ improves a stone for the trip..

Was ye inebriated last night?

No - I was asking you to help revive the Chit Chat pub (aka the Horsebox). I imagine you are good at this type of thing.

Oh sorry, completely misread that. Apologies..

Crags, we need all the help we can get. Everyone is welcome.

I think we will also need to enlist the help of Bito and Crisp.

A new pub, which will still have the original landlord, is needed. Otherwise it just won't work.

Is crabs sptting old man venom again?

Saddest coont on any forum whos ever posted a word.. Needs a granny in his life with a pinny, just to wipe his slobbering gob.

Oh and because of him EG, no help from me..

There's no childrens room in the pub, so you wouldn't be allowed in anyway.