Busted

I turned on the telly last night, hoping to enjoy a night of gawking at starving children and watching a whole host of soap opera stars and newsreaders dancing in both comedic and serious fashion alongside people dressed up in hilariously silly costumes rattling a bucket of small change around in various parts of the country; instead I got Busted performing some insipid faux rock music.

How do they keep getting a gig? I have never heard them on the radio but they keep popping up on the box.

I felt forced to turn over immediately decided to donate my £5 directly to the Palace restoration fund instead.