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Billy Joe's mother Nancy will never again cry out "Don't take your guns to town son,leave your guns at home bill,don't take your guns to town"
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Jolene,Jolene,Jolene,Jolene,,,,,is still getting asked "Don't take my man"
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In a bar in Toledo,a man as big as a mountain is still saying,, "You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille,with four hungry children and crops in the field,I've had some bad times,lived through some sad times,but this time the hurting won't heal,,,You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille".
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Is Lucy still in the sky with diamonds?
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Yes!Lucy is still in The sky but she's changed.As payment,she did give her diamonds to change into A Rainbow
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Sorry Delilah, I just couldn't take any more!
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^ Should be "Forgive me Delilah"
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I have more than a feeling this all took place in a Lincolnshire town.
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There's a girl called Sally who's the pride of our alley
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So I wanted my dinner so I said Angelia. Where you running to now. Angelia. Got to make you turn around
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Simon & Garfunkles Cecilia is still shaking my confidence daily.Next time she has a go at me I'm gunna tell her to shut up,the bloody cow.
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I told the mother of this diminutive girl caused Susie that I'd drop her back by ten - just noticed it's 20 past. We went to see a film which wasn't particularly good, then we nodded off.
Not sure what I'm going to tell her mama, or come to think if what I'm going to tell her pa. I just know our friends are going to say ooh la la when they find out. |
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Blimey that Miss Molly sure likes to ball
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Is Renee walking away?
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Thought I'd take a chance on Barbara Ann.
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I'm waiting for Gloria she comes around here about midnight
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Got a new boat and Cracklin' Roisie is on board.
Chug on. |
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Once knew an old boiler called Proud Mary
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I met a lovely lady from Espana yesterday who told me her name was Maria and as she told me that i couldn't help but think of that beautiful song from West side story...."Maria,Maria,Maria...MARIA,I just met a girl named Maria"
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Fook me
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Used to know a girl called Annie who only ate Polk salad.
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No Yorkie Bars?
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Do you mean Mars Bars? Cos there was a girl called Marianne............
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Ah, giving your age away there
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Christine, 16, makes me dizzy with a Kiss
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Can't recall her name but she took me upstairs blew my nose then she blew my mind
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Molly Chambers can I have my pistol back please she's got it and I want it
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@Knight Commander,I read somewhere that the Marianne Faithful story about a mars bar was a load of **** and Bull
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C O C K
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Used to know insane Brummie Pauline. She lived in a tree.
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She sounds like the type of girl i'd like to meet.
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No, that would be Rita
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Culvin I also read that about Marianne but why let the facts spoil a good urban myth?
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I agree Knight Commander...i'm often not to keen on facts either
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@Knight Commander.Yes,i'd like to meet Rita too and with her and brummie Pauline,we could maybe all meet each other up a tree.
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What's happened to old brassy?
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It washes her away and Anna begins.
Unlike Amy, who hit the atmosphere. Come on now Josephine, show yourself to me. |