The Clinton fanfare has gone eerily quiet, replaced by sounds of crunched up posters peppering metal bins and slow footsteps marching towards the top of a building......
IT'S SUICIDEWATCH
sombre violin music....
Hello and welcome, my name is Chris Packman. We are here at the majestic Biascasting House in London, home of music and news. Constructed some time ago by skilled people who were probably happy as well, don't know the exact date because Michelle, I don't know everything....
Ha ha ha chris, evening all, my name is Michelle hitman Feminista and the other one Hughsie Martin Gameboy is somewhere inside Biascasting House. If you listen closely, you can hear his laugh, so he must be near, a defaced vote trump poster....
Lets take a look at one of our cameras, here is the news room, we are live, and that does not look good Chris, a voodoo doll with a funny hairdo that's been attacked, look at the mess, the poor thing looks like the hellraiser. Yeah, there's more pins in it than St Andrews.
Here's another camera, on top of the welcome diversity wing. I hope no one fancied a dive but I'd understand if they did, first brexit and now clintonexit, surely too much to take. Months and months of energy into one way bias, only for the public to ignore everything. I've always said your average person in the street were a smart species. Much smarter than the media give them credit for. If something doesn't go their way, they dust themselves down and get on with it, if only some others could learn from that, not that they will because as we know, the media can't possibly give up the ghost graciously.
Time to join Hughsie Martin Gameboy, Hughsie....
We have to be quiet, they're recording a radio show about an exit, that was voted an exit, but there is no exit because of a stubborn refusal to accept exit because that would mean an exit from a non exit agenda. I think I'll exit the scene and leave them to it. - Cue that annoying laugh -
That's all we have time for, and remember don't have nightmares. Oops, wrong show, goodbye.