Bleedingmad. Your's would be very interesting contributions if the thread topic had been "Obfuscation methods for trendy lefties who want to divert attention from the actual topic under discussion by muddying the water and  making irrelevant but controversial statements in order to obscure and sidetrack the conversation".
I am sure that the University of the Grauniad offers a degree course in that and it is well subscribed to.

However, if you might enlighten us as to your opinion of the premise that the "Worlds Tallest, Hairiest, Oldest "Children" arrive in UK" that would be appreciated. TYIA