
Oct 24, 2016 -- 9:56AM, Dr Crippen wrote:
The BBC should be wheeling Fergal Keane out for this one. Mr doom and gloom himself. I can imagine him walking slowly towards the camera, conveying a feeling of deep seriousness and sadness. As the bulldozers do their work in the background. Tears in his eyes and a fat pay check in his pocket.It's a living.
Yeah - or what about Lyce Doucette, dribbling unintelligible inanities in that weird accent she's got going on there.
Or the nuclear option of Orla Guerin, who they only ever wheel out to front up the Apocalypse going on in the background.
Or what about getting Peston back for the comedy value!? "Hyeeeeeeeear I ahm ahm ahm am eeeeen wot waaaaz theee Main Streeeet of ahm ahm ahm the place known asthejunlellll"
Jesus, I've got to stop licking those Colorado toads!