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mobo
17 Oct 16 12:29
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Pardon the gay pun!!

I was dancing with joy this morning after this from the gruniad.
Slowly we are going to grind all you xylophone ray cysts down to a whimpering cowed heap!!!

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2016/oct/17/bbc-producers-diversity-commissioning-tv-guidelines

Now I am going to be able to wear my 5 inch platform heels on Question Time and they can't stop me!!!
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Report saddo October 17, 2016 12:35 PM BST
In April the BBC committed itself to hitting a broad range of diversity targets by 2020. As well as ensuring half its roles are occupied by women, it is aiming to ensure that 15% of staff and leadership come from black, Asian and minority ethnic (BAME) backgrounds, that disabled people make up 8% and lesbian, gay, bisexual or transgender (LGBT) people also 8%.



You couldn't make it up, but someone has. They'll run out of acronyms soon.  Laugh
Report mobo October 17, 2016 12:37 PM BST
Homophobic, xylophones like you are finnish.  We will have camps(that word again!!) for re-educating types like use.
Report johnizere October 17, 2016 12:38 PM BST
As you said, saddo... you couldn't make it up!
Report mobo October 17, 2016 12:41 PM BST
Each person entering the QT studio will be scanned for xylophonism, homophobia, little englander syndrome, islamaphoning and the most heinous of all UPSKIRTISM!!!!
Report alun2005 October 17, 2016 12:44 PM BST
For all the other white male British heterosexuals out there (such as Your Humble Author), please note that our role is all this is NOT to complain about the blatant discrimination AGAINST us in favour of groups with acronyms that look like a bad hand at Scrabble. No, no, no, our role is to PAY for it with OUR taxes.   

Hope that helps.
Report mobo October 17, 2016 12:49 PM BST
When I was a boy scout(yes I was) - going camping had a different meaning and songs about being gay meant being happy/care free etc etc.
Report mobo October 17, 2016 12:51 PM BST
But think of the job opportunities for us p00fs
Report alun2005 October 17, 2016 2:10 PM BST
There's clearly good money out there to be made if you're prepared to pretend that you are a homosexualist, or just a heavily made-up man dressed up in Primark glad rags pretending, unconvincingly, to be a woman. 'Newsnight', 'Mastermind' and various other BBC programmes are proof of this, keeping an open door policy at all times for use by individuals with that latter skill set. 

Don't forget also that you don't actually have to be a certain colour to be able to IDENTIFY as a person of that group. That's the KEY aspect to all of this.

By 2026 any white heterosexual men left in Britain wanting a job would do well to consider joining the above favoured elites, as opposed to trying to get a job on merit. That's so 20th century.
Report Rockinron October 17, 2016 2:52 PM BST
Blimey ...
there's some really good job info going on here- I'm off to Primark to buy a dress stockings and Lippy, black up and go along to the BBC to get a Top Job as a black transgender lesbian ..Laugh
Report mememe October 17, 2016 2:58 PM BST
I'm going to identify myself as gender neutral so I can go in the ladies' changing rooms in John Lewis.

Think it'll be fun ...

all together now ... "jump up and down and wave your knickers in the air, etc, etc"
Report mobo October 17, 2016 5:28 PM BST
I really don't like the fashion slurs about primark etc.  Also it is not funny when you cannot get size 10 heels in any of the main stores.
Report fool proof October 17, 2016 5:43 PM BST
Rockiron you will DG within six months !!!!!!
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