Sigh

do you not have a lot of options? she can probably subconsciously tell you are below average in social status. try buying a pet tiger to boost your desirability

Get out more and stop relying on Tinder to pick up slappers son.

Try staying sober,hold a woman's gaze and offer to by the one you fancy a drink. Take it slowly nd the next week she may well be more responsive,gd luck

arnie.. are you the owner of dungarees?

don't have a tv either

i now watch my DVDs using one of them new five-pound notes

annie - it may be nice for a woman to sit and watch tv with a guy but that doesn't mean it's the same for us.
Usually the woman rabbits on so much we lose track of what's happening onscreen.

This is the real reason most households have more than one tv set nowadays.

OP - never chase after women and certainly don't bombard them with txts. If they are interested they will come to you.

Sorry Annie but watching tv with a woman ain't never gonna work.

Masterchef, Next top model, X factor, something to do with brides. Feck that.

At first I thought this thread was a wind up but it appears not. I cannot believe you are even concerned about it, you hardly know her and she certainly isn't making waves to get to know you. You really do need to get a grip and move on mate.

A part from what Akabula said, what would be the point of her randomly getting in contact with me after 2 months of not speaking, only for her to blank me again when I replied?!

Obviously if she was a munter or English I wouldn't be arsed.

It sounds to me as if she liked you and was just enquiring after you, as she isn't a bad woman, but that's it. The problem is that we don't know your reply. What may seem innocent to you may not in a woman's eye. I know they're private but knowing the content of these texts would give all of us a better insight to answer your question. Without them we can only give you a broad perspective

It was literally a 'Hi, how's it going' and a 'Not too bad thanks, you?' back. That could well be it Jack, I just wanted to know if any other chit chatters have had this scenario and whether it means anything. I've not got her on fb but she's petite, brunette, naturally pretty, small boobs but a cracking arse (judging by one of her photos which you wont see )

Well I did also add 'I'm surprised you remember me tbh '

I'm gonna have to send her a nude selfie, hopefully that will be enough 'substance' for her...

btw, that's not a tip

I only speak from personal experience and I'm no expert, but I do think you need to move on and let her come to you, if she wants.

Positive responses to her texts are both polite and give you a better feel of what's going on. The "yeah great" goes down so much better than "not too bad" which comes across as very negative; why would she want to continue a negative chat?

If she doesn't answer when you've given her no clues to how you feel inside (other than being normal or happy) then she doesn't want to know (again imo). If she is interested I believe she'll be curious and will continue the chat if you adopt this stance; either way, you'll get more answers.

My personal advice would be to wait to see if she texts again and send the right reply, with thought, and not too rushed.

In truth it's not really bs. She may be able to sense how you feel, which will be a turn off for her; it's too heavy, too soon. You need to relax with her; perhaps that's what she wants and the reason she took a long break between texts is because she felt it back then too; only you know the answer to that. Chill out and go with the flow; what will be will be. Good luck.

Why are you interested if she only has small boobs?

it's a shame she can't text for toffee

Good lord.  Did you really type that?

Just ask her out for a drink ffs.  If she doesn't reply, you have your answer.  If she says yes, arrange it and go.  If she says no, at least you gave it a go.  Getting women really isn't hard - they're all tragic creatures desperate for affection and adoration, so just play on that.  Tell them that they're pretty.  Most will know you're only saying it to get a shag, but will still do it anyway...because you said that they were pretty.

Sometimes when I've jumped in to early asking them out for a drink, it never seems to work but I 100% agree with you Rob_The_Bantam and unfortunately, yes I really did type that.

Why do you think I'm trolling crags? I'm not zodiac ffs.