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pencils safer
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I thought he sounded like a nice bloke,
You can't beat a bit of banter in betting shops surely? |
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all fine till London accent
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Oh, throwing PENS! I thought it said, well never mind ...
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hook line and sinker
a nice catch and its only wedneday/thursday |
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Comedy gold
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Another story from the same source :-
WOMAN BANNED FOR LIFE ON BRADFORD BUSES A woman has received a lifetime ban from a Bradford bus company after repeatedly breaking wind in their vehicles. On one occasion a driver was physically sick. Bradford Magistrates Court heard how Yolande Pogba, aged 48 from Lumb Lane, Bradford revelled in what she was doing and on most occasions would bend over to create the maximum impact. On 18th June 2016, Mrs Pogba (pictured) boarded a packed bus at Bradford Interchange and crouched next to an elderly gentleman. As the bus set off, she let off an excruciating sound from her bottom. Mrs Pogba, clearly impressed with her actions then shouted "Some bastard has squashed a Frog" The bus company recorded 148 separate incidents. On the 22nd June, she boarded a bus in Holmewood and forced her way into the drivers cab, repeatedly breaking wind, cupping her hands and rubbing the atrocious smell into the drivers face until he was sick. Solicitor Rick Head, representing Mrs Pogba asked for the court to be sympathetic "My client is addicted to Jamaican Rum and kidney beans and unfortunately this brings out the worst in her personality and makes her bottom talk" The court fined Mrs Pogba £375 and ordered her to pay £20 compensation to the bus driver - Mr Bob Aloo Bhuna. She was also sentenced to 120 hours community service. |
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http://a1.ro/news/inedit/a-primit-interdictie-pe-viata-de-la-ratb-parturile-ei-erau-asa-de-puternice-incat-am-crezut-ca-cineva-a-calcat-peo-broasca-id564340.html
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Surely this is a made up story.
A white man with a London accent? |
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The London yoof speak with a strange accent now.
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The 2nd story is even more stupid than the 1st.
I'm guessing it's written by an 18 year old viz reader. |
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Both the type of tales newspaper editors think are really funny for an April fools Day prank on their readers.
Jeremey Beadle in print. ![]() |
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Still can't believe that some people fell for this... and not just by glancing at it, but hours after it was posted and taking into account the replies, they still thought it was true... now we know how Brexit triumphed
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The country is booming since Brexit crags.
You should be thanking us as you've never had it so good. ![]() |
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long term may not be so good.
But I do hope that by some fluke GB will survive and thrive ![]() |
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'Brexit Britain'
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top booom Comedy gold
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Our very own "landan cant" must know this man .....were the knee length white boots fury ?
its all falling into place imo ,open and shut case ![]() |
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a few righties on here could easily match the description mehtally
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mentally lol
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to OP |