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MAN SMASHES UP SHEFFIELD BOOKIES

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By:
Capt__F
When: 15 Sep 16 00:12
pencils safer
By:
Ron-Russian
When: 15 Sep 16 00:13
I thought he sounded like a nice bloke,

You can't beat a bit of banter in betting shops surely?
By:
Capt__F
When: 15 Sep 16 00:16
all fine till London accent
By:
Gallivanter
When: 15 Sep 16 00:36
Oh, throwing PENS! I thought it said, well never mind ...
By:
dukeofpuke
When: 15 Sep 16 01:54
hook line and sinker

a nice catch and its only wedneday/thursday
By:
Facts
When: 15 Sep 16 12:24
Comedy gold
By:
Facts
When: 15 Sep 16 12:28
Another story from the same source :-


WOMAN BANNED FOR LIFE ON BRADFORD BUSES

A woman has received a lifetime ban from a Bradford bus company after repeatedly breaking wind in their vehicles. On one occasion a driver was physically sick.

Bradford Magistrates Court heard how Yolande Pogba, aged 48 from Lumb Lane, Bradford revelled in what she was doing and on most occasions would bend over to create the maximum impact.

On 18th June 2016, Mrs Pogba (pictured) boarded a packed bus at Bradford Interchange and crouched next to an elderly gentleman. As the bus set off, she let off an excruciating sound from her bottom. Mrs Pogba, clearly impressed with her actions then shouted "Some bastard has squashed a Frog"

The bus company recorded 148 separate incidents. On the 22nd June, she boarded a bus in Holmewood and forced her way into the drivers cab, repeatedly breaking wind, cupping her hands and rubbing the atrocious smell into the drivers face until he was sick.

Solicitor Rick Head, representing Mrs Pogba asked for the court to be sympathetic "My client is addicted to Jamaican Rum and kidney beans and unfortunately this brings out the worst in her personality and makes her bottom talk"

The court fined Mrs Pogba £375 and ordered her to pay £20 compensation to the bus driver - Mr Bob Aloo Bhuna. She was also sentenced to 120 hours community service.
By:
johnizere
When: 15 Sep 16 12:41
LaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh
By:
posy
When: 15 Sep 16 13:54
http://a1.ro/news/inedit/a-primit-interdictie-pe-viata-de-la-ratb-parturile-ei-erau-asa-de-puternice-incat-am-crezut-ca-cineva-a-calcat-peo-broasca-id564340.html
By:
ZenMaster
When: 15 Sep 16 18:18
Surely this is a made up story.

A white man with a London accent?
By:
Shanelee1966
When: 15 Sep 16 18:42
The London yoof speak with a strange accent now.
By:
STUDYFORM
When: 15 Sep 16 19:44
The 2nd story is even more stupid than the 1st.
I'm guessing it's written by an 18 year old viz reader.
By:
akabula
When: 16 Sep 16 00:20
Both the type of tales newspaper editors think are really funny for an April fools Day prank on their readers.
Jeremey Beadle in print. Cry
By:
crags
When: 16 Sep 16 00:35
Still can't believe that some people  fell for this... and not just by glancing at it, but hours after it was posted and taking into account the replies, they still thought it was true... now we know how Brexit triumphed Sad
By:
akabula
When: 16 Sep 16 01:02
The country is booming since Brexit crags.
You should be thanking us as you've never had it so good. Cool
By:
crags
When: 16 Sep 16 01:05
long term may not be so good.

But I do hope that by some fluke GB will survive and thrive Cool
By:
TheBetterBettor
When: 16 Sep 16 10:57
'Brexit Britain'
By:
trader pj
When: 16 Sep 16 11:55
Shocked
By:
chrisblues
When: 16 Sep 16 14:53
top booom  Comedy gold
By:
breadnbutter
When: 16 Sep 16 23:47
Our very own "landan cant" must know this man .....were the knee length white boots fury ?

its all falling into place imo ,open and shut case Laugh
By:
G1_Jockey_4
When: 17 Sep 16 17:48
a few righties on here could easily match the description mehtally
By:
G1_Jockey_4
When: 17 Sep 16 17:48
mentally lol
By:
The Leopard
When: 06 Feb 17 09:15
Laugh  to OP
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