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Between grief and nothing, I will take grief. -- William Faulkner
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'Better out than in'
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If you don't get your hand off my @rse my boyfriend and his mates will kick the $hit out of you.
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LOL!
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You, Steve Jones, are nothing but a walking dildo doing a good plumbing job. You'd swim through a river of snot, wade nostril deep through a mile of vomit, as long as you thought there was a sexy **** at the end of it - and those ****! Daddy's girl! Daddy's girls are in awe of the Sex Pistols! They really believe that what they're grooving to bores them to ****! Daddy's girls are just hot water bottles with tits. Why are they so ****g successful, the Sex Pistols? And the Sex Pistols like death, it excites them sexually. In the end, you see, it all comes down to one thing: they have a sort of negative Midas touch - everything they touch turns to ****!
- Girl with ants on face |
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Beautiful - brings a tear to the eye..........
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Lacrimae rerum.
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While we are postponing life speeds by.
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"Solvitur Ambulando" for me
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pluck the fruit - also can be said... carpe diem - seize the day - Just do it.
rush in and damn yourself(some of satan's first words to man). don't think of the consequences of your actions. just do it. http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/carpe-diem.html |
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When you have diarrhea don't use Izal - My Grandad
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Every old sock meets an old shoe
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Tomorrow belongs to those who can hear it coming.
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keep a clear head and always carry a lightbulb.
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you are what you eat
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pass me the salt - i use this one often.
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Do you want your Pizza cut into 4 pieces or 8 pieces. 4 please I don't think I could eat 8. Jason McAleer.
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Between grief and nothing
At what point does Grief become torture ? Sadly this happens to many people ,who are overwhelmed by Grief In some cases nothing would be the better option Imvho  |
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"If God had wanted us to play football in the clouds, he'd have put grass up there."
"I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one." "We talk about it for twenty minutes and then we decide I was right." "I'm sure the England selectors thought if they took me on and gave me the job, I'd want to run the show. They were shrewd, because that's exactly what I would have done." I don't need to mention his name |
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Never be without a Beano.
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Nothing to do and all day to do it in (Bash Street Pups, Beano Annual circa 1975)
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I'm
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Insanity doing the same thing over again and expecting different results.
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Tempers fly,but not as far as prayers and angels.
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"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself". FDR's First Inaugural Address.
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We're prisoners only to the confines of our own imagination.
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"The most puzzling development in politics during the last decade is the apparent determination of Western European leaders to recreate the old Soviet Union in Western Europe."
― Mikhail Gorbachev. |
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He who looks outwards dreams,he who looks inwards awakens - Jung.
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"Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters, hamsters don't love anything." Alice Thomas Ellis.
"Hamsers - yass, oi mean hamsers jes lurv wheels n hay n ****!" Alf Beasley. |
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“The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.”
― Mark Twain |
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Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool Rather than open it and remove all doubt
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try to enjoy life and enjoy every sandwich
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I refuse to join any club that would have people like me as a member Groucho Marx
I had a perfectly wonderful evening, it's just that this wasn't it Groucho Marx |
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"But sir, you've been in this bar for 2 hours now chatting and buying me drinks. Did you not realise it's the lady-boy end of the street."
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"The Gambling Gods are Relentless." - Constante Badresulte
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I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you. .... Dylan Thomas.
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man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day
 saw that on an ashtray in Blackpool when i was a kid |
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But man with hole in both pockets not feel too cocky.
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It is easier to critique than create.
All that it takes for evil to prevail is for good men to do nothing. Alcohol. The cause of, and answer to, all life's problems. (Homer Simpson) |
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There is nothing as disappointing as meeting somebody that you have heard a lot about.
If you can keep you head when all about you are losing theirs then you probably have not grasped the seriousness of the situation. I can resist anything but temptation - Oscar Wilde , I think. |