A classic anagram

I like these "meaningful" anagrams that work on two levels but I can only think of two:

Tony Blair MP - I'm Tory plan B

Virginia Bottomley - I'm an evil Tory bigot

Usable pet split.

Pub ales spittle

Kylie Minogue - You Like Mi nge

The singer and dancer Michael Jackson

Danger as he jams a co ck in ten children

Martina Navratilova - Variant rival to a man

The classic "Colin W@nker" - Neil Warnock

Britney Spears - Presbyterians

Sweaty Ken

Clint Eastwood - Old West Action

Twelve plus one = eleven plus two

I like that last one kenbo. Surprised I'd not heard it before.

lilac ebony (for when the going gets tough)

Colin Libya?