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Actually that could be a new olympic sport.
'Keep up with the audience' |
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People love it when you demonstrate a little knowledge of their language.
For example, if somebody tries to mug you in Brazil, just shout: "Filho da puta!" in his face. Don't worry about pronunciation, he'll correct any slight errors you may have made. |
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......by ensuring you will never be able to pronounce anything - bar a convincing death rattle - ever again
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The 1815 St Leger winner was called Filho da Puta.
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So where are all the spectators?
Tens of thousands of them watching the "Triathlon" for free..... |
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Could have saved a fortune building venus a quarter of the size imo
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or cheap seats, problem the makers have to get the cash back. Olympic games can only be a success when surrounded by rich people.
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I was held up at gunpoint by three men in Rio once....
I said you do know where I'm from. The Scottish weather is lousy, her indoors back home is a huge binge eating miserable ****, my hair has gone, my wallet won slimmer of the year two years running, Brazilian women hate ginger wig wearers with a pot belly and a funny accent. I said, go on then, shoot me. I heard three quick bangs and they went down like skittles. I got away with it but the tartan skirt was ruined. |