if you had a child now what would you call it

Boy = Joe

Girl = Emily

Shadrack and Persephone.

nigel

ariadne

boy- bet
girl - fair

Joseph

Marry .....


While I still can

Mary ,you t1t

pokemon - boy
teacup - girl

Quits

Gravytrain - boy
Seething - girl

If you can't beat them join them.

Mohammed

Houdini.

Girl - Allah
Boy- Akbar

Just to see the look on peoples faces as I call their names to board a Ryanair flight.

Miracle (either}

boy = ukip

girl = bolt

barry

Frankel

Boy= Mohammed
Girl = Isis

some right wags on here

I'd call it every other weekend and ask it how it was doing.

I only have one kid, she is called Alix Rae, not after the millwall midfielder btw.

Long story short, her mother wanted to call her molly , then she wanted to call her Alex, i felt that was a male name and i wanted to name her Rae. So i went for the middle ground with the idea of  Alix, which i think is very unique thou she did get a lot crap from other kids when growing up but not in comparison with some names.

But i know for a fact she likes her name, she uses it on every social media forum. She has shortened it to Ali and her mother calls her Ali, i still call her Alix-Rae or Rae.

The funny thing is the midwife that delivered Al-Rae was called Molly and she was one big motha, Now i find out my ex (mother of my child) has changed her name to molly via deed poll, All rather strange for me to handle or even question.

Miss-Take

calling a human being miss-take is just vile.

Miss Terry

There was some little girl in australia called isis, poor thing.

Anyway .. Spud-u-like. It's exotic.