Anyone have a moustache?

I've got a grueller at the mo. Looks like a Germanic Kaisers

Some like it, some don't, that's women for yer..

MY GRANNY HAD A BELTER .YUK

How long did it take to grow that guiness? Fortunately my grannies were always moustache free.

Had one for about 20 years. Wife wasn't keen at first but came to accept it.
Now it's just like one of the family

Have to keep trimming the bastard. It was there full after about 3 weeks. It got to the grueller stage after about 5 or 6. Thinking of waxing it and doing a proper Kaiser..

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzdE9_TPhHw

they went out of fashion in the 1970s.............only drongos have a tash now

Family Guy

portmanpark, what's a drongo? Never heard that one. Surely it's time we brung it back then?

A few more weeks for the grueller stage then for me. Any ladies will I attempt to pull when hammered will have to lump it.

I don't know what yours grows like mucker but mine starts from the inside of my nose! Just stick with it whens it gets scruffy, it will settle down.

would'nt want to underline my hooter

Anyone who mentions annie is not being funny! So don't even think about it.

Got a full berde - just use a trimmer set to second setting.
no cuts on the chin - no toilet paper hanging off my face.
no buying over priced razors and keeping billionaires rich.

plus no chance of slitting ur throat

Plus always a bit of breakfast hanging around if you start feeling peckish.

Sounds like a game of "Guess Who".
Clean cut me. My Grandad used to have a cut throat razor which he honed on an oiled whetstone then stropped on a leather belt before shaving. Never saw him cut himself once.

What about other people?

I used a cut throat for years. Ye get more cuts from a bic (or similar) than a thresher..

only homosexuals have moustaches

Homosexuals like Bill the Butcher off Gangs of New York, Oliver Reed, Charles Bronson/Salvador... someone else help me out please.

BB

everyone on the CBS crime channel has a tache (channel 66 if you want to check it out)

Joseph Stalin, Adolph Hitler, Saddam Hussein, Recep Erdogan.

Nearly forgot Robert Mugabe

Pretty sure plenty of black people have one, Will Smith, Mike Tyson but when a white dude sports one, he's a peadophile, serial killer or a homosexual.

what style is yours aasbff?

International jet-setter style

I guess it's pretty standard but it's almost to the point where you can twirl the ends. Bit of a caterpillar.

when I grow one I get mistaken for Fatima Whitbread :/

Put these 2 together and that's my grueller.

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Farage is getting in on the act now........

http://order-order.com/2016/08/12/farage-facial-hair/

Dick Strawbridge has an impressive 'tache.

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LumpOn Dick

LumpOn Dick
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when I grow one I get mistaken for Fatima Whitbread :/




I don't think I want one as big as that guiness2dear but fair play to you if you've really got one that big!

Good old Farage.

maddest bandits on the planet
people with a beard but no moustache
fkin creepy.
still shaving?
what's that abooot.

Burton-Brewers 11 Aug 16 12:07 Joined: 01 Feb 12 | Topic/replies: 16,616 | Blogger: Burton-Brewers's blog
only homosexuals have moustaches





Are you calling me a fookin puff ?

That looks like aasbff's lepidoptera...

zorrostrikes

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13 Aug 16 04:20
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maddest bandits on the planet
people with a beard but no moustache
fkin creepy.

That's the cheeky sharia followers right there.

And yes it does look a bit like my current 'lepidoptera' only mines darker.

Madam's butterfly

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My grueller..


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