olympic table tennis coaches just stealing a living

Agreed.. for all the funds the lottery pumps into the sport we could expect the odd "Hit the fecking thing!", a "Keep it on the fecking table", or at the very least a "FFS! Get the fecking thing over the fecking net for chrissakes" for our money.

same goes for the archery coach and 99% of the other sports,could have payed some kids from the falvala,s to hold the towels

The tricky bit for sport coaches is convincing a sports person they can actually help them I think bit.

I would expect that at least Clouseau